T-Minus 14 hours 30 minutes and counting!

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"Screw me and my happiness" - Myself

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Or get yourself a pair of adult diapers

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Don't ask me why, I just love taking pictures of the sky (Surprise pic at end)

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I'm so excited I may explode

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I hope you have a great birthday...

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Student Massage Therapist "Work" Story

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Darth Vader was my favorite Captain

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"Oh babe, if I were a cannibal, I would eat at this cold shoulder you're giving me like Chondrosarcoma."

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Down to my last dollar in the bank

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The best Mom I could've ever wanted

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Stuck in the Happiest Place on Earth for almost 20 hours...

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Somebody who has enough pull to take on a nationwide company would be good

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All I can say is: Chris needs to Let It Go

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Please read and listen before doing this kind of shit!

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Who would buy this AWESOME shirt? Raise your hand (and upvote).

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