Ireallylikepuzzles

20020 pts · February 13, 2016

Come in close. Closer. Because the more you think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you. Because what is seeing? You're looking, but what you're really doing is filtering, interpreting, searching for meaning. My job? To take that most precious of gifts you give me, your attention, and use it against you. I'm going to flip through this deck. And I want you to see one card. Not this one. That's too obvious. Pay close attention. That was too fast. I'll do it again. - Are you ready? - Mm-hmm. Okay. - Now did you see one? - Yes. - Do you have one in mind? - Yes. Now, do you see your card here? No. That's because you're looking too closely. And what have I been telling you all night? The closer you look... The less you see. -Now look into my eyes. And sleep. Okay. And... If you can get this bill from me, you can have it. Go ahead. Take it. Get it. If you can say your name, you can have it. All right, just hang out there, wriggle a sec. I'm gonna take a little peek under the hood - of your hubby's brain. - Oh, no, no, no. I'm picturing... Don't tell me. Um... Of course. Beach. Cocktails. Florida? Look, it was a business trip. I mean, it is a kind of business. Maybe the oldest business. You know what, Honey Bee, let's... She can't move, Mack. You're thinking of a woman's name. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J... J? Jean. Jane. Janet. Who's Janet? You know Janet? It's not your best friend, is it? - Your sister? - No, please. Her sister? Oh, my God. You weren't away on business. - You were away on Janet. - No. Your wife's sister! Okay, we need to move over here, because it seems like she's a little bit upset right now. You want this to go away? - Yes. - Okay, pull out your wallet. Come on, get it out. Do you shake down everybody like this? No, only the special few. What is this? Two hundred seem fair? You know what? This is a big deal. Let's go $250. You're a stick-up artist. Yeah. Of course. Okay, and sleep! Now, when I snap my fingers, you won't remember any of this. And you, Warren Beatty, every time you see or even think of Janet, you're gonna picture me naked. And that's not a pretty sight. Yeah. And... You're wide awake! Well, we did the best we could, but some people just aren't to be hypnotized. - Oh. I did it wrong? - Come on, Honey Bee. - Oh, no, you did it fine. - Let me buy you dinner. Look after her. Just have to hit an ATM first. Ladies and gentlemen, I am the next great magician, and I will give $100 to anyone who can tell me how this trick is done. I have an ordinary spoon from Mel's Deli, right here in Brooklyn. Check it out. Now, everyone please pay very, very close attention. Because I'm about to bend this spoon with my mind. Thank you. Thank you. Pass that around. - What's this? - What are you doing, man? Look at this! Looks like we got a spoon and a stem. - I've got other tricks. Or you could give me my 100 bucks. You said you would. Nice wallet. You have a very good eye, sir. Thanks. Wallet. My wallet. My watch! Stop that guy! Stop that guy in the leatherjacket! He's got my wallet! Whoo! Okay, Los Angeles, are we ready to end this thing? Yeah! When that timer hits zero, a tank full of flesh-eating piranhas will fall from above. A lady has to have handcuffs. Right, girls? One, two, three! Yeah! Help! Stop it! She's serious! She can't get out! - Go get some help! Help, dude! Get out of the way! Move! Move! Come on! This is bullshit! Whoever thought of this is a sick sadist! Yes!