Inyourmomsasscot

114464 pts ยท June 11, 2014


I can hold about a liter of piss in my foreskin.

What a fucking beta...

13 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is great! We are finding limits that don't exist...

13 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's that inverse S&P ETF when I need it...

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a complete piece of shit you are... I hope you need help soon.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It is offensive, to selfish assholes!

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

OK, comrade.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When we finally snap and blood-eagle these fucking bastards, the world is going to be pissed at US for going too far...

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I guess we can quit resisting and give up because you're a pussy?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You want to throw the baby out with the bath-water. You want me as an enemy rather than a friend because I can't stop these assholes? That's what a child does. Take your own advice. Adults understand things are complicated, and you living behind an imaginary line is a convent excuse. The US media is complicit in the spread of disinformation and actively protects the orange pedo. Russian trolls are taking notes from you on how to divide us even more... I don't need your ire, I need C4.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I'll never forgive you for not stopping trump, either. You have about as much power to do so as I do... The US government was twisted sold to billionaires over the last 45 years. Our parents and grandparents made this happen. They have all the wealth, free health care, and are living longer than any other generation ever will... The system is corrupt, but fuck all the good people who can't solve the problem...

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Like in my pee-hole?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are both up arrows.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arrows above the elevator doors indicate that both elevators are going up.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fuck that, line them all up in the street.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does the part of the hand behind the device on the right look like?

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just ordered myself some betel nuts from ebay.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Take care of him." Shit, I'd let him fuck my wife!

1 week ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

Go to the Russian imgur and burry your head there.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's a cool hand...

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh no, I'm sure you are.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easy fix for this one. Just dress as an "ICE officer" when you go to vote. Beat them at their own game.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could argue that they want YOU to vote. Why would Rapepublicans want you to vote?!? /s

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Abuse is the secret sauce.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

More like mathematic assumption.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You sound like someone who kills puppies for fun.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Defending the treatment billionaires get from the federal government should be a death sentence in and of itself.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, that's not high enough because there are still billionaires. No one should have that much money. NO ONE!

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Great, now do the top 1%.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's a lot of "Americans in name only" who need to be kicked out, imprisoned, or executed before anyone should ever trust the USA again. About 50 million.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, agreed.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0