Sprouting mango pit. Mother Nature is both beautiful and sexy.
I think she’s gonna like it...
Unicorn sighting!
Dr. Mancuddles, at your service...
Another unfortunate life situation brought to you by colorblindness
"I can taste... your stink..."
Didn't even use her turn signal
This is Rye's guilty face.
It's important to find friends with shared interests.
My poor 2nd grade teacher...
His one weakness.
Goodness gracious...
ADD, ADD, ADD, ADD…
"Remember how I do bad things and you think it's cute...?"
Good grief.
Rye gives the sweetest snuggles
3 year old nephew's X-mas ratings: 0 circles = don't want, 1 circle = want, >1 circle = really want
For a colorblind, depressed, bipolar II, ADHD, recovering alcoholic father of two little girls who is solo parenting, this gave me a twinge of pride in myself today.
First snow of the year in our new home.
Yet another "Imgur today" commentary
I'm not a religious or spiritual person, but I love this message.
Just released: Tucker Calrson's audition tape for Fox News
Is your butt making too much poo all the time?!
Rye was confused by his first red rocket.
Gonna have to start closing the bathroom door.
Feel inside (and stuff like that)
The cardinal sounds like it laughs at its own bad jokes.
We are all whores in some ways.
I'm not a smart man.
First day as a 30-year-old. Off to a great start.
ᵈᵒᵒ⁻ᴰᴼᴼ doo-DOO DOO-dooooo
My dad and Oliver after another day's work of restoring my great-grandfather's farm house in Rupert, Vermont
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"Huh? No, I was just itching my leg a bit..."
Not quite sure what triggered these mammories today.
For some reason I recieve a multitude of friend requests from random Indian dudes each week. This is my favorite thus far.
Rye is a superb snuggler.
♫ You can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste it, I'm talkin' every drip-drop, don't you waste it. ♫
Connie Carter
"We're all here because we're not all there"
It sure does, Imgur... it sure does.
Why waste paper when you can make your calves smell delicous?
This little guy has traveled with me through 4 different apartments. Today, I decided it was time.
Thank you for being a friend...
Wife said she wants to start reading the Harry Potter series together in bed tonight.
How I imagine yodeling in the old cuntry when I retire.
We avoided eye contact and walked to opposite sides of the room in silence.
Whelp, looks like I'm gonna be a little late to work today...
Just returned home after spending a week with my family. Finally got to have some alone time...
Some ragrets
... like there's no tomorrow.
"Hey mom, whatcha doin? Ya workin? That's cool."
Rye set a new personal best this morning.
Meat Meniscus
Next time, he'll be ready...
No longer disabandoned
Recently made my first original joke. Despite my wife's headaches from chronic eye-rolling, I think I'm funny.
Great, now I'm "That Guy" at work...
Fucking Brian.
Started leaving notes from Rye in my wife's lunch before work.