I cooked!
Early birthday present from my sister!
Why am I like this?!
Spoiler war!
Writing prompt
Zoom ?
Got to have hobbies
Oh... I did not know...
Oh wow these will be great for when my nephew stops by...
Merry Christmas from Brownikin Skywalker, La Leche and Snow Ball
Surprise Muthaf#cka!
Didn’t realize this was a real thing...
There are two types of people.
Mario Kart 64 Mind Blown!
Wait what?
Feels like summer w/sound
Congratulations. You are now a democracy. [Beeps Laughingly]
Please ignore.
Did you know you can just keep bread and butter right next to your bed? They don't even need to be refrigerated just right there breakfast, lunch, dinner anytime you want just rollover bam buttered bread!
Turned 29 yesterday and for the first time in my life I chose a coke over a Pepsi...Pepsi is to sweet... now I feel old af
29th appropriate?
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
My face when
Well he has a point...
*Clever title*
7 steps down and im sliding the rest of the way.
A guy not getting kicked by a horse.
It ain't broken so why would I fix it...
Oh...oh my
Mmmmm rice...
Helium balloons left unattended in helicopter you wont believe what happens next...
Mildly interesting
Im not sure what this is.
Can't a smurf garden nowadays?
Fill her up!
Japan is just so 2218...
ATM
Testing this July 29th thing... do as you wish
Magic trick gone wrong...
Neat
Wait for it...
Foot model?
Easy as 123
I've never seen something so accurate.
Exhaled through my nose quite strongly after reading this.
A glitch in the Matrix
Its 410am I need to sleep
Snow leopard self defense class 101
Im sure they're plenty of reasons not to...
Very very slowly
Please don't go!
Treasurenate
Well...
Its aight...
The longer I stare the worse it gets.
Title
Oh my...
The day after cyber monday...