SS package arrived and my SS delivered!
Ding.
Happy 11th birthday you beautiful creation!
That hoola is hooping him, not the other way around.
I’ve had it with your shit Karen.
The gay spray.
Dear Abby
When your hair’s hairstyle looks better than your own hair.
TIL how to make avocado toast.
Dear God.
#BeKind
When your room looks like a garbage can...
Biggest of bois.
“You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa!”
Take two of these and call me in the morning.
Kinetic sculpture.
Damn son!
And the Oscar goes to....
When he just wants to “taste” your ice cream.
Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo is the reason the Chinese have short names.
Need these for the ocean.
Bamboozled.
The way the other one mimics a boat motor. ❤️
An epic send around the town on skis.
Get yo weak shit out of here boys!
Mr. Robins and Elmo
A good vet, but the bestest good boy.
That nuzzle. ❤️
I will help yoo.
The most English thing you will see today.
1000 Sorry’s is not enough.
Even the strongest need help sometimes.
Does this do it for you?
Filling up the dumpster
Are things out of hand?
I’m just going to leave this here in usersub.
This is Gaye.
For all of you beautiful Imgurians that buy pizza for each other.
When worlds collide.
Daddy loves you.
When you lie on your résumé about sheepdog experience.
Easter Snek
Oh my heart.
When I find out I get an extra three paid days off at Christmas.
Sweet ASS noggin rubs
Now all I want for Christmas is a truck full of these golden bois.
Showing biscuit how to handle the turns.
When you have to sit down to reflect how bad ass you are.
Sorcery birthday box
Where can you go to find a rooftop ibex? Because this is where I want to be.
Stop with the heckin tricks Karen......wuts that smell?
Slip and slip, ok?
That joy!
How we parent three hormonal daughters during pms week.
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