ImJustinSane

31137 pts · April 12, 2016


Sociopathic, Sexual Deviant, with Delusions of Grandeur. (or ARE THEY delusions?) ~47 years old ~Ottawa, Canada ~Software Programmer ~Semi-Retired ~College Degree ~147-153 I.Q. ~Complete Asshole Made FP 3x and Glorious, my second month on imgur. (cuz I'm fuckin awesome)

I was expressing that just because something is commonplace, doesn't make it right.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

But is it THE. GREATEST. MOVIE. EVER?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 18

Did I just get DownVoted for stopping rape or excessive exaggeration?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 18

"This is not food; this is what food eats. This is bait!" --me, every time my GF makes me go to a dinner party.

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 4

I liked it too, it was great. Just not the 'best movie ever', to anyone not high or clinically insane.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 20

¯\(◉‿◉)/¯ My silence isn't cheap.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If like to know how they tighten/loosen the grip.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So is rape. Even better reason to do my part to stop either from happening.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 32

As soon as they cross that border, baggage becomes luggage.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's some kind of foliage touching the food.

10 years ago | Likes 834 Dislikes 6

I just wanted to see how many people understood what "facetious" was. Apparently, not many.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had 5. It's gonna get much bigger, but it will still follow you around everywhere.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really?! Greatest? EVER?? Are you ALWAYS super high 24/7?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 59

OK, now I've blown my monthly grocery allowance on spices. What's a good spice sandwich?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Um... isn't Astroglide a water based lube?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Is there another way to drink Vodka? or JD? or Rum? or Mouthwash?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Send the Mexican Americans over first. What??! I ain't fuckin' building it!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure the accent changes that much from New York to Ontario as you cross the imaginary line.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn immigrants, coming over here to tek er jerbs.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I love it when people post pics of audio.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The nervous yawn.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it a conscious decision to make a self portrait made up of empty vessels? Did I just "get" art? I gotta stop smoking this stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Well kids, back in 2016 the gov dropped a chemical called Agent Purple on the city, and that's why you have no hair, 3 eyes, and 17 thumbs"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's an even faster ride in the toilet.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone almost broke my window for that. I was chatting 5 feet away, with the car running and the AC on. He almost got a good beating.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A president that lies!? That's outrageous, unheard of, uncharacteristic of your presidential candidates! Better vote for a game show host.

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 23

We don't want it. Have you smelled Watertown?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We my have to call it "Southern Ontario" if things get worse.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I can confirm 1 and 2. The Bluetooth speaker though. There is a huge difference in $20 speakers and $50 ones I've bought. Go Logitech X100

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have heard from many women, that they'd rather go in a men's room, that the ladies room can be quite disgusting. I never woulda guessed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0