IllusionsPlay

99009 pts ยท April 26, 2014


Biscuit. Just a guy in 30's going through the early midlife crisis and trying to learn to play the guitar. My life goal is to become a dog. If you went this far, message me.

Planking

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 13058

I know, you like this image

Points 54
Comments 7
Views 2641

Or even SpaceX, as far as I'm concerned...

Points 50
Comments 24
Views 4596

Bitcoin these days

Points 17
Comments 7
Views 1095

Finally a weather forecast we can rely on

Points 77
Comments 7
Views 11655

Warning hashtags of Gondor are lit

Points 251
Comments 28
Views 8354

Only 2% of people can solve this

Points -1
Comments 1
Views 121

Need a pebble? Why not Zoidberg?

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 232

Seriously, fuck you...

Points 135
Comments 61
Views 14652

porn

Points 17
Comments 23
Views 1488

You had one job

Points 48
Comments 8
Views 2642

Rowan Atkinson is a prophet #BeanDidItFirst

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 195

yos

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 468

MRW I know you're lying

Points 26
Comments 5
Views 1837

Meet Cthulhu, my curious parakeet

Points 15
Comments 2
Views 289

#justFFthings

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 1440

MRW I take Adderall and Valium at the same time

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 5792

An hour well spent

Points 17
Comments 4
Views 749

That moment when you phone home, but nobody is answering

Points 46
Comments 12
Views 1546

Lesser known footage of Arnold Schwarzenegger teaching a Nazi salute to Hitlerjugend

Points 36
Comments 12
Views 24840

Porridge

Points -5
Comments 2
Views 211

"Should have used double jump..." - Khajiit probably

Points 1153
Comments 36
Views 65374

How high?

Points 3
Comments 19
Views 196

#teamEdward

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 55

They're here!

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 298

MRW I see a 50+ image dump

Points 43
Comments 11
Views 1971

Should have used double jump

Points 1682
Comments 61
Views 123292

MRW John Connor tells me to act more human

Points 44
Comments 14
Views 1925

Unseen footage from United Airlines

Points 21
Comments 3
Views 1252

Cavalry has arrived!

Points 12
Comments 1
Views 84

Yeah...

Points 1366
Comments 54
Views 7232

#truth

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 621

MRW the dentist says "open wide"

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 393

MRW it was a shart

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 711

The rumor has it that she's still dying

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 361

MRW I finally visit my babushka

Points -2
Comments 0
Views 124

MRW I'm high and someone asks me a question

Points -5
Comments 4
Views 599

It's true

Points 6
Comments 9
Views 358

Robin Hood

Points 53
Comments 36
Views 2073

MRW Xerxes's messenger says their arrows will blot out the Sun and I forgot to bring my shield

Points 17
Comments 6
Views 835

MRW I try contacts for the first time

Points 27
Comments 9
Views 1239

MRW my disposable demon contact lens reach expiry date

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 1220

The struggle is real

Points 2139
Comments 100
Views 99765

Don't hate the playa. Hate the game.

Points 6
Comments 4
Views 643

MRW I'm trying to give it to her from behind, but I'm all out of D

Points 52
Comments 12
Views 2594

They're here!

Points 4
Comments 15
Views 520

MRW I start a conversation with some imgurian

Points 11
Comments 13
Views 93

If only tattoos were animated...

Points 8
Comments 7
Views 934

Different kind of porn

Points 112
Comments 14
Views 3855

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

Points 55
Comments 10
Views 2392

The struggle is real

Points 3720
Comments 113
Views 184618

90's kids will understand

Points 1170
Comments 42
Views 74808

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Points 2
Comments 2
Views 236

MRW that Ludacris song starts playing in the club

Points -1
Comments 4
Views 434

MRW I just cannot take it anymore

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 726
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