IamRonSwansonThatsRonRonBoBonBananaFanaFoFonFeeFiMoMonRon

110541 pts · April 1, 2014


A little something about me: 1) I'm not interested in caring about people 2) I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food. 3) When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them. 4) There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk. 5) When I eat, it is the food that is scared. Selfie for the curious: http://i.imgur.com/XKeh3Gq.jpg

Oh jeez, Oak, I-I don’t think this is such a good idea!

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My cakeday is today so here's a pic of a brain cake

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just testing to see if I can get an award from the other side. Please ignore

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No thanks

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Something's fucky

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I bet his wife doesn't leave him unattended in a supermarket

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*slow clapping*

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MRW I see a puffin

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Teamwork gets things done

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Scooby's got some problems

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The best thing to takeaway from the show

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Hello Imgur

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Yeah science, bitch

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Colbert sums up life

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You can just see the pain in their eyes

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Seems accurate

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Laws of adorability

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So, I see that a lot of people are sharing their selfies and I decided to share mine

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I have no idea what class this is, but I want in

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A more modern version of Moby Dick

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Worth it!

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Need a clever title? Why not Zoidberg

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Waaaay better than Twilight

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Chemical Warfare

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i would like one slother please

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I don't know the exact use for this gif (yet), but here, have it anyway

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How hippies are born

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Cold war: Ball vs Ball

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Playing a board game with Russia

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Title that ruins the joke

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Looks like he could use a hand with all that honey

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Home Alone 8: Cleaning up Gotham

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Walk into to tumblr like what up I'm a guy

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Badumts!!!

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The future

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Jim Jefferies' stand up on Christianity

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His argument actually makes sense...

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This is why I have trust issues

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Motivational posters

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Thought you guys might like my selfie, pls be gentle

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MRW people upvote me just for my username

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Zordon was asking for them

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Extra Fabulous EA

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Oh, Scruffles! You dirty dog, you

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When OP's post reaches front page and you made the top comment

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Extra Fabulous Cow

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Looks like those bananas hit puberty

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8 Animal Hybrids That Would Break the Internet

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Why You May Want To Hold Off On Choosing Your Halloween Costume

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Can't wait to see if this is true

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Brooklyn 99

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What happens when you try to play god in Sims

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One of the best romantic quotes ever

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