<Choose Your Own Adventure> If you came to read my bio for nefarious reasons: Imagine the most offensive retort to your worldview here. Now get very angry. If you came to read my bio due to a little healthy curiosity: Imagine the most eloquent prose that leaves you with a positive feeling about yourself and the future. Poggers. To everyone else: Just imagine cats wearing pyjamas or whatever.
Got to get that gargoyle jizz out of the eyes before that stuff hardens. Blind date indeed. :(
Sir, you are guilty of SEEING THROUGH TIME!!!
Especially if they are coming in from Night City with a time machine and stacks of eddies.
With a compass needle that can only point north without ever deviating is there any point in having it in the first place?
Off to the New York subway for your real-life RPG needs! Pizza Rat (tm) is the end-level boss.
The Forever War novel is all about time dilation and a galactic conflict spanning generations. Even the culture shock of returning home.
That's exactly why you should read the book. The militarization fetish that the book promotes is horrific but a great contrast to the movie.
We do limit political campaign contributions and our campaign attack ads aren't as divisive as in the US, but Parliament is getting worse.
The plot armour is strong with this one...
With fireproof crocodiles patrolling the moat. Why fireproof crocodiles, you ask? Because of... SCIENCE!!!
I mean the Watergate hearings had an effect but Trump seems to bumble his way out of everything like a looney tunes character.
I really hope something tangible comes out of this whole performance/hearings/gong show. Not just prerecorded he said/she said.
The dark truth is that this is perfect for the ruling elite. Instead of fighting for social progress you now have to reclaim past gains.
Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!
Somethings fishy about this sword arm, do you sea it? Maybe a little illumination could help...
Watching the galaxy descend into fascist tyranny won't help with all the stress wrinkles, I'm sure.
I don't need no facts y'all, I just wanna watch OW! My BALLS! in peace...
Should always check your emails...
Well, you did get to have a big turkey shoot down in New Orleans AFTER the signing of the Treaty of Ghent to make up for it. ;)
Care to hedge your bets on all those hogs? The faster the better... :p
*Bizzt* I would have gone in there but I just had my armour buffed this morning. *Bizzt*
Call of Doggo - Tactical Woofare
"I hate people/things I haven't taken the time to understand!" etc, etc. Now with the time you've saved, you can read something uplifting.
America has no left-wing holding any true political power. It's neoliberal or far-right, that's your choice.
Excuse me. It's a JPEG that you can potentially lose thousands or even millions of dollars while investing in them. Exciting!