IFuckingCanNot

17887 pts ยท July 8, 2013


A snack.

My grandma- just two hours ago- was talking about Sears magazines for toilet paper. She was also in Iowa.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

that's so nice of you! thank you

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love them and I'm glad they rescued her! With dogs/ animals that don't know what's happening, donations seems like too kind a term though.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

eyyy thank you for adding it to the post as well now, right on my dude

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who's the artist?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A degenerate I see haha, rule 34 says ask and ye shall receive

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure, same wish?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohh dang, for your sense of humor I'll put in some good thoughts towards a season two, damn

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eyyy for your prize, you get one wish! What would you like?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've done it off and on for about three years- just started doing it full-time about six months ago, worked up from 15 an hour to this

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh dang, lucky for you I hold my beans very loosely, seek in this thread and ye shall find

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haaa, well legally since I'm a ghost writer it doesn't belong to me- but the pep talk is rad haha

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I absolutely could see that

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love her! I have, it's part of what's sparked this line of thought haha

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd like to thank the academy, my great grandmother on my cat's side, that piece of gum I saw on the sidewalk yesterday shaped like an egg-

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

most of the internet is haha

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ohh, no you can find that on tumblr if you really want it haha

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ohhh one of the partners shifts into a car and gets fucked... or Fucks... what an idea

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's solid, thanks haha

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's... parallel

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh myyy

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haaa I'll have to check it out- I just got sucked into watching 12/12/12 again because it's so bad

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2313780/ except for the porn- this is the worst horror movie ever

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wait wait wait there's a terrible horror movie with that plot I'm sure of it- the baby looks like a pig...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The sex scenes happen almost exclusively with them in their human form. I won't write it for clients otherwise.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll save you the trouble haha- it's romance where one or more of the leads can shift between human and animal

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shame, they don't know what they've missed out on

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no, wait- a Self love story- that's how you market it. Shit some film festivals might actually go for that

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try selling it to film festivals instead then haha! There's a market for anything. Obviously not actual advice, but god how to market that.

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