MRW: I ran over and killed an armadillo this morning on the way to work...
I'm tahrd of eatin' sloppy, slimy eggs..
The original...
So many different feels
Thanks for your service.
Relaxing? Relax like a boss.
Can I haz your soul?
What a concept!
Border Barriers Around the World
My buddy has been told recently that he resembles the shortstop for the KC Royals. Sure, I see a resemblance.
Um...Bazinga
Still a great movie
It was my first and my last time.
This guy spent 9 months making this costume. I hope he doesn't need to use the restroom.
Science Bitch!
Not meant to offend anyone, but it gets really annoying sometimes...
This pretty much explains my life
The struggle is real, folks...
Probably the best day of my life
Yep, I created an account just to make this the first thing I favorited...
Everything I understand about women is summed up with this...