HotPinkHobbitMess

6162 pts · September 2, 2011


45 year old she/her, married with 7 cats (all rescues) and 4 parrots (also all rescued.) Huge Star Wars nerd--General Leia/Carrie Fisher is my space mom. I watercolor paint occasionally and play lots of cozy, farm/sim/relaxing games as well as love RPG games like Baldur's Gate (all), Neverwinter Nights, Icewind Dale, Divinity, etc. Unapologetically a Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings film girl at heart. More hobbit than elf. By day, I am an SEO Content copywriter. By night I am a glitter-addicted hot pink goblin screeching over cute kawaii things, Star Wars, games, pink things, and watercolors. I dream of owning a functional (as in, non-breakable) lightsaber, decorate my home in hobbit-core furniture and faux plants/vines ( have 7 cats. ) Being able to paint on Arches cold-pressed watercolor paper more than once a year (I'm afraid to 'ruin' expensive art supplies,) decorating my home in crazy cat lady decor, prismacolor, Derwent, Faber-castel, Star Wars, and rolling in watercolor paints and glitter products (hair, nails, body). When I grow up, I hope never to grow up. Still masking & in quarantine since 2019 due to diabetes, chronic and genetic health issues, and not wanting to murder another human being.

I watched you, my neuro-normal partner in life and love, over 3 weeks, go from the man I married to a tired-out, exhausted shell of a person with no energy or motivation to do what he loved. In a month!! I am so proud of you, baby! You carried us for DECADES as the sole breadwinner when I couldn't work/wasn't a U.S. citizen. Now? It's my turn! I am happy to carry us for as long as you need!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Free cheese? In this economy? I'm in.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am so called out...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sad I missed out, the site was fubar by the time I was awake enough to check it out.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT

Legend
Krull
Firefly

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am so mad that one of the co-creators of this series is a Zionist because way to miss the point of the ENTIRE series? And then I had to drop it (personal morals, your mileage may vary.)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god I can't believe I forgot this one.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It had a hint of cheese but god damn, it was DIFFERENT and I was so happy to see it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Excalibur
Eureka
Dragonslayer
Never Ending Story
Into the Badlands

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And they were just really, really, REALLY, really good friends.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SIR! THIRD CHEVRON LOCKED.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a beautiful, beautiful, wonderful life you gave him. To be safe. To be loved. To be able to curl up one final time, no vets, no meds, no issues, close his eyes and drift away knowing he had the best of the best. Thank you for loving him.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's super effective to yell and use terror to try and get your child or children to stop crying! It's an excellent way to teach them about emotions and how to shut that shit right down! For the rest of their lives :D

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WHO CRIED ON MY FACE

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#12 "After Snurch, we should have a jicnic."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would not work for me, because 1) I don't know how to drive, and 2) SHAAAAPES AND COLORS

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God I loved this as a child. ...Might explain a lot actually, let's not look too closely at that.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can SMELL the plastic in that photo.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am going to need a recipe for all of it and I will be right over to get it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can be equally excited over Star Wars AND the new cleaning sponges I got. It's okay to celebrate the small joys.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The obsession my father had over this show has firmly cemented the theme into my head for life.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't process this.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Holy. Shit.

3 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 1

All my love to you and your sweet heckin Chonk of a baby's memory <3

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile, I'm over here going: "YELLOW MUSTARD IS TOO PLAIN. GIVE ME THE SPICY. THE WHOLE. THE STONE GROUND. THE STUFF THAT MAKES MY NOSTRILS COLLAPSE."

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 out of 10 @bluntforcedrama, and I agree. (He has to. It's in the Canadian Mail Order Bridge Summoning Contractâ„¢.)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[Dial-up screaming noises while my wooden PC speakers emit a warning buzz I am about to get a cell phone call.]

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