Lost my job and my house today, but I have imgur and these two to keep me company.
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Competition at uni is getting a little intense these days...
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Does this mean my suit of armour is finally back in fashion?
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Scammers are getting lazy these days
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as a cashier, there is nothing more satisfying than opening up a new roll of penis.
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Just bought a house and graduated college. Celebration selfie time!
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WARNING: SOB STORY AHEAD
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This little sucker grows back every year, even after chemical treatment. I call him Phoenix.
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MRW I can't afford Camp Imgur... or the new safe box... or lunch.
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So the front page wants sloths? Oh, I'll give you sloths. Buckets of them.
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My girlfriend and I got drunk and made lasagna for our 8-hour road trip back home from vacation.
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MRW I overhear a couple of middle school kids trying to think of new insults.
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It makes watching rom coms so much worse.
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I'm now the only one in my family that is not engaged or married. It's a good feeling.
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MRW I watch the Bill Nye/Ken Ham debate for the first time (and I believe in God)
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Looks like we got a tough crowd on usersub tonight
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Found an unsettling scene at the antique shop today
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Unpleasant dreams!
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TIL I can't tell the difference between high school and middle school students anymore
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When I bring new friends to meet my dad, he always makes jokes about my bad hygiene habits. I laugh along, but...
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This is not a paper you can throw together in a couple of hours. Expect to write several drafts.
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How the internet feels about animal pictures:
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I wish he could have had his own Patch Adams.
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How I feel after cramming for an exam...
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One of my customers just told me I'd get tipped more if I put on more makeup.
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MRW I'm submitting to the gallery too quickly
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You've seen Canada's second languages, now for America...
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Gracie, my best friend of 5 years, doesn't know how to lay down like a normal dog
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Everytime I get downvoted for breaking an imgur rule I didn't know existed.
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My coworker has been harassing me for the past two weeks. As he was leaving work today, he backed his brand new car into a tree.
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MRW it's spring break, but I have no plans
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Every time I see one of my regulars outside of work
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Last night at dinner, my sister told me I should be married and pregnant by next year. I guess 20 and single is the new spinster
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There's always one person who just has to dislike a post. Yeah, I see you there.
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I've worked retail amidst several other types of service jobs
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Texting when I visit my dad's house
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I sometimes wonder why my funnier posts don't do well. Then I look at the clock.
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How I feel usersub reacts to some of my posts
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The guy I'm in love with celebrated his one year with his girlfriend today.
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My sister gave me the job of giving my niece the sex talk. Today is the day.
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Some cops are pretty shady though
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I helped my mom set up her new laptop four days ago. She already has a virus.
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MRW I finally sign up for imgur social
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MRW my friend hopes I'll fall for an unattractive friend of hers
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Every time I hear a person walking down a long hallway in high heels
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My coworker just told me if I didn't want to have kids, I should join a convent and make use of myself.
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When someone takes the time to downvote every single comment and post I've ever made
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It's slow at work today, but my coworker won't let me leave
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Today I had to talk my mother through setting up a printer over the phone. It took 4 hours.
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Someone left a rose under my wiper last night. I don't know if this is creepy or sweet.
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MRW I see a front page post I could have easily had top comment on.
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All these people on front page, and I'm just trying to break 50 points
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I, a grown woman, held a ferret for the very first time last night. Thank you for looking. Carry on.
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I'm closing in 5 minutes, and someone walks in the door.
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Best picket sign I've seen in years
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I asked for this weekend off, and my boss "forgot" to write it in the schedule.
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All of my roommates went on vacation for spring break, but I'm stuck at home.
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