HenryPicklecopter

8563 pts · December 17, 2014


I can’t imagine they kill it in the box office. They are at police academy number of sequels now

5 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 1

How do you bet on soccer? What’s the spread? 1?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It definitely doesn’t slap. Maybe it does bop

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

High heels were apparently designed for men originally.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bad Boys by Inner Circle. Not a movie, but that song is cemented in place.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That’s terrifying. Who eats margarine.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better than a pointy stick for sure.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I had a cock that would damn near hunt snakes. I had no idea how many snakes lived near me but he would get several a week in summer

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve raised a bunch of peafowl. As far as birds go they are pretty smart. This one doesn’t look too threatened, they can fight and fly too.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Being “gifted” is meaningless. Lots of smart people end up in data entry or telemarketing it’s not the worlds fault, it’s yours.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I miss cook out so much

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And get ready to mow your tuchus off.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve got that much grass growing in my driveway cracks. Aerate and seed in the fall, weed and feed in the spring. Water it in July. Repeat

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey thanks. Thai chili powder is a good idea. Also, I’ve never seen granulated honey.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let’s see them titties bruh

5 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

This is upsetting

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What’s your rub

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh ok. The head on it through me off

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That looks like a hand drive nail. How do you do that?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kung flu*

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Convex*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow that’s a lot a pixels

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the boot straps!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You gonna eat that crunchy lil spider chip it leaves behind

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Work on your sneezes. They have to rattle the entire home. They have to frighten your family

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy oh fuck don’t tell her

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I’m gonna Jankaff to your woodworking

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Raise VAT half a percent, shore up the pound. And round up the dwarves.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0