HeDaGeiBoi

2988 pts ยท October 18, 2017


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I'd find 'em an ava diddle of is mum tha cunt

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Sounds like ptsd to me.. time to sue the fucking pants off them. Do it asap, while this ptsd episode is fresh

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Seriously thought they were one in the same

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That could be a joke for a couple that enjoys a lot of hot sauce.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There is a "THE dumpsterfire"? Here i was thinking it was just a term used for some crappy crap. Take me to your dumpster of eternal flame

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Yep." -Mommy Reee

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Bring the dog back please." -bored/confused/slightly annoyed, baby rhine-rhine

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the case that you are a sadist, yes; exquisite job, yet lacking a finishing touch

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lmao she had the baby for a night and nearly killed it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't put yourself in stupid situations, and if you have to go down that long dark alley at 3a.m... have a weapon and a plan.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Let's be real though.. no 5'0, 110lbs is breaking 6'2, 200lbs bubba's foot or knee or doing much of anything when actually caught:

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

All the chicks asking the stupid questions are getting ip-tracked for easypickin's

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Whenever someone talks shit to me about shaking:: i just meatspin my massive pepe at them & exlaim, "it's due to my long urethra lololol!"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

...but seriously; these lame-ass rules peeing sitting down, shaking too much at the urinal, not using the urinal at all: need to stop.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

BUT THAT'S GAY

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Would it not be mor immoral to lets your friend stay in a relationship with a whore, well knowing she will do it down the road? Nip it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

...i made myself sad again

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Even if Angelina Jolie had no motive.. I'd stand by her, because i love her.. i mean, if that ever happened, but it won't...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Lol not in america, sry

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Insolence

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I remember tipping and everyone staring at me, swiftly followed by my friend laughing at me and apologizing to the bar maiden for my

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Says the Fin: showing that not only are they the least pos culture i met in my lifetime; they can also take a joke

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Today on things that never happened: "i made insta for you" -yxng_shaun420

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

He found out how many licks it took to get to the center of that tootsie pop

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm seeing a fad of humans domesticating gators and i like the idea of it a lot

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

OP definitely found this footage on a phone at the edge of the fog.. though feint screams of terror could be heard in the heart of the fog

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I found a healer to mend that leg the first time btw... i was a very good; chaotic neutral halfling rogue i was.............

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had an orc friend try to kill me, only to firdt chop off his own leg and later with real intent... roll'd a 1 and received axe-back via self

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I am swedish, with my little swedish dog."

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here in Amaerica, companies gradually raise their prices by 10c every 4months.. nobody bats an eye...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0