Cards face up. I like this guy.
Cleared my whole day for this....
Hi! I am Clippy.
Stole this from a comment. Them sweet sweet tears.
She fits perfectly in between my arms when I’m gaming.
Slowest Pupper
My lil blue turbo kneading some avocados.
Horse With Rubber Duck EDM REMIX
Late for work. No time to use an ice scraper.
Right in the Nostalgia Gland.
MRW wifey comes out of the shower and drops her towel to change.
Dear, Justin Trudeau. Thank you for making us proud.
MYTHconception
Do shrugs, not drugs.
Bears just, you know, thinkin' 'bout bear stuff.
I would eat all the free bread
MRW my wife comes out of the shower and drops her towel.
Built a kitty tower
I'll have some of what he's having.
Random Thoughts Of An Imigurian
This is not Black Twitter
Oh, so that's how babys are made. Thanks, China!
Iv'e been inspired...
You're home, go drunk.
I just ate a questionable fry. It did not taste good. That's karma for sneaking food at work out of the deep fryer basket.
My cat is a spitting image of Alex from the movie "A Clockwork Orange"
Thanks for the advice, China
Some Science
See you guys online in 6 days!
...And It Burns, Burns, Burns
College life: A/C not even once
Shots fired!
Interesting Facts
I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks.
So this happened at Tomorrow World.
Lost a snare head. Gained a kitty :)
You want equal rights huh? What if this was the other way around.
MFW i'm terribly constipated trying to go just minutes before my shift starts.
Arguably the best kitty wallpaper.
Everytime I see an elderly person sitting alone, I die a little inside :'(
sir Admiral Ackbar! IT'S A TRAP!!
Get a custom licence plate they said
My friends halloween costume
Ugh. Right in the satisfaction gland.
When you turn 19 and the bartender askes for your ID
Aww yisss. Feels good man.
Seagate already did it
Fuckin' Bread Crumbs Tho
Mr. Squeezumz all tuckered out :)
I want whatever meads he's on
This Woman’s Spreadsheet Of Times She Didn’t Have Sex With Her Husband Is Pretty Sad/Funny
Don't kill the Bees!
MRW my sister got into college and now moving out
Rediculous fun.
Tom Delonge, everyone.
So sad...
Cat Li... heh.