HauntedNipple

679 pts ยท April 7, 2015


Tell your credit card company to block the $900.00 charge. The airline didn't provide what you were paying for.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Texas Vagina Massacre

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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And why aren't jet skis called boatercycles?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This guy wins Boxing Day.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But can you eat it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bravo

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cowdog says Moof!

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

wub wub wub wub wub

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a group that does that in the park on Sundays where I live. Guess where. It starts with a Port and ends with land.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remind me of the babe.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thought he had 5 legs for a second there.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Ooh, someone do that thing with the lines making it look 3d

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

+1 for 74% battery

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So, what disease does this cat have?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't believe it's not butter.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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At least there's no leaf on the wind...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swinger's party, bachelorette party, frat party, republican national convention.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Michael Moschen

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Murph!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better not let any deer in there.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I misread the thumbnail as I Smell Head Cauliflower

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is your wife Claire Danes?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate you so much. Gah!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ermahgerd! Ergle-bergle!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can I live in the head of the Abraham Lincoln statue? I hear it's filled with delicious caramel corn.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0