HamburgerTelephone

5587 pts · March 5, 2025


No. I don’t think I will add a fun bio.

Gandhi: “Hey! That’s my line!”

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#3 what the fuck are they soaking that poor burger in? Lube?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine how different Greek mythology would be if Zeus could keep it in his pants. Well, and not claim ownership of all pants as a loophole.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mental image it gave me: These little dudes, each having an armoured boar companion that just gently bumps up behind them then pushes them forward at breakneck speeds. Plowing into an army of dwarves and just sending them flying like a snowplough going through.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time for a dozen then!

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh, I know why I’ve needed a couple naps today. I gotta quit pretending I didn’t have major health problems come back a few months ago, but I want to make sure this Christmas is amazing for my wife and kids on the off chance this is my last with them.

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Listen, all I’m sayin is some good old schlong slobbering is not off the table if I means I can upgrade from 16 to 32

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Content moderation for what the AI is allowed to tell people. We had to review what the AI said to make sure it’s not telling people how to do illegal things, like making bombs. Most often it was suicide instructions. They called it safety reviews, but a better description would be checking “is the AI going to get us sued?”

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I betcha beef prices still go up

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

AI work is hit and miss. Better than nothing, but you don’t have any it as your primary if you can avoid it. Review for safety pays better, but that one has a psychological toll. I made several reports to the FBI for CP, and seeing the shit that still pops out I wonder why I slogged through that and the endless posts about suicide methods.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

>.>. It’s one of the 4 foot folding plastic Walmart table. I like to get people to imagine something more fancy though

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have a small table that is the perfect height and just big enough to work on, that way I sit down on my couch to wrap presents and fall asleep.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But do we sing a song about him?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

…now I’m going to be singing that song again.

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is he good at making it go?

8 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Superb owl.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about herbs? Probably like 11 of the two mixed, I’d say.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

All that tossing and it’s not even Gimli.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They were using that to make a clever twist on bronco. I missed that at first as well with the spacing they have.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They have mastered the brick. Become one with it, both heart and mind. And face. And testicles. And…
Well, you get my point.

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you had a nickel for every horse fart today, you’d have two, which isn’t a lot. It’s just strange it happened twice.

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry, if they ever come to North America I’m sure they’ll be over engineered to be absolute garbage like everything, and sold at triple the cost.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#5 I’m underwhelmed. Also, hello Dad.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AI is a thief of joy. I now question the reality of every image I see. I hate this timeline.

8 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You didn’t say it, so I will. A working penis. Sometimes you just have to take the low road, and I’ll help by doing it.

8 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Set to drain

8 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Those robots travelled there, then were deployed. You could say they transformed. Mars is Cybertron.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need two smaller ones for my nipples in a hurry. There’s no time to explain!

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m on the opposite. I blame myself for things outside of my control. I have a whole list of things to ask myself when I’m doing that to try to point it out

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0