Walter is judging you
The treehouse is featured in a the treehouse book. Pages 28-31.
Ancestry.com DNA results: 107% Canadian.
It’s cheese but tastes like fudge.
Turn those useless wood pallets into a cute planter thingy for cheap!
Fitting into those jeans I ordered on eBay.
Bacon Tot Jalapeño Poppers, because why not?
UPDATE: I made it home.
Them flowers bloomed
1k Fun Run. “Let’s Not Overdo It”
goals?
Henry Cowell Redwoods State Park, Felton, CA
The State of our Union.
That’s how they get you.
When the true revolt begins...
What World Cup team has a denim blue flag, like the color of Upper Michigan in this map? #yooper
Is this really going to flower?
I haven't been home in 3 years and AA cancelled our flight.
The new red meat.
Like finding out Santa ain't real.
The moment you catch yourself texting the word "dem" to your 12 year old child.
It’s been over 3 years since I’ve had an authentic Vienna Beef Chicago hotdog.
This police department is wild as hell!
America the Beautiful, Trump style
When your coworkers finally make a decision on their own.
Am I right, Moms?
Living in PST zone waiting for the rest of the world to wake up so you can post a bomb.
Have you?!
When your dog starts humping my dog at the dog park and you won't get off your damn cellphone.
Yosemite
Michigan
When your coworker takes one of the two jalapeño bagels that you wanted, decides it's too spicy and throws it away.
When your kids say "You never buy me anything"
MRW I hear my native Fargo-esque accent come out during an audio recording that was publicly posted.
I just wanted to log in and be entertained today, damnit.
When a celebrity replies to you on social media.
The 6th time I said good morning to my boss and got ignored.
Secret Santa Gods, please hear my suggestion for next year!
"Every dash warning light is on. Rusted out."
My secret Santa gift arrived!! Thank you!!
Miss me yet?
If you're reading this be happy to be alive, healthy and walking on your own two feet in an upright position
Upgrading from a 4S to a 7Plus.
When Gillaspie hits the double at the bottom of the 8th!!!!!
Avoid being kidnapped.
MLB playoffs if you're a Cubs fan.
Trying to activate the bathroom motion light in the middle of the night.
Kid friendly sushi rolls for school lunch
Chicago style hot dog periodic table.
Why would anyone want to buy grapes with seeds?
It works!
Jay Cutler
Morning views from a Redwood forest.
The smell of old books.
Supper: cioppino in some cast iron.
Waking up in PST and wondering why an NFL game is on before I'm even out of bed.