Goglinko

543 pts · February 4, 2015


An accurate statement if not very precise...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was hoping for DickButt

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It should read: Effective for swimmers up to 285lbs.

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Be cool, my boss is out here

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"One time at band camp..."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a professor that would throw his coffee against the wall every semester to demonstrate fluid dynamics.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need this but with boss music

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grave robbers dig up graves to get paid; Archeologists get paid to dig up graves.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The crush from her hitting the car roof let her together. Although I’ve heard that when they tried to move her she came apart like paper.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

But just look at how much the horizon line bobs up and down.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Manslaughter or negligent homicide is a more probable charge.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

because they had an economy most able to pay war reparations. *shrug

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wrong world war

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Gonna need that banana for scale

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sheetrock is made of gypsum, the main ingredient in plaster. The paper just keeps it flat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That a whole lot of f*ck off

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Roller skating like a Sonic carhop

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Not a sign of a healthy relationship but not what most people mean by “cheating”.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anybody remember the snorks?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Since he gets blasted out of the volcano we can assume somebody said yes. Or still rejected, ‘can’t win for losing’ style.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Lamb fries are.

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I don't know. Looks like they will be drunks.

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I can see this for girls walking around with 90% of the phone hanging out of their pocket.

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JFK didn’t know about the Italian and Turkish silos. And he was pissed that the military didn’t tell him about them.

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Some cars are for show, others for go.

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Who winks with their left eye?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*assault with a deadly weapon

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