I am now on Twitter! Follow me at @notbenevolent for updates, prayer answers, merch opportunities and more! and don't forget to hit that bell icon, or I'll flood the world again. Official heaven communication account. please direct all prayers through imgur. I am the father, the son and the holy ghost. Does that make my hookups with Mary an automatic threesome every Friday? A couple verses Trump must've missed, probably cause his bible was upside down: 'You shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to one another. -Leviticus 19:11 "But love your enemies, do good, and lend, hoping for nothing in return; and your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High. For He is kind to the unthankful and evil. -Luke 6:35
That's their goal.
No, fuck off you horny cantaloupe.
Yo what the fuck is your problem, you photographed the open window into my bathroom. I was in the middle of a divine shit, jfc
Shut the fuck up.
I never promised that, I just thought rainbows were neat and liked how the light refracted around a perfectly flooded Earth.
Stay the fuck out of this.
I knew Lucifer's mother when She was making her bastards. Fortunately he's too old to be one of mine.
Fuck you. You think the passed three years were bad? now the gloves are fucking coming off.
Oh man, as the author of a very ancient book, yes, I get it. It's annoying as all fuck.
Someday great grandfathers will be telling stories about they tapped great grand mammies thicc ass after chatting on Ye ol' Tinder
I'm gay and I didn't know that lol
Well this is fucking stupid.
Are you fucking kidding me?! She's already taken over the run of the place up here! I might as well fucking retire, she's your god now.
You didn't believe that 6000 year existence BS did you? lol
No.
No white man in the 70's or earlier is looking in another man's pants, so I think they're safe.
Well, hypothetically you would be in ancient lands of people of the same color if you did that.
Yes but the pederasty puts somewhat of a damper on the festivities.
Maybe when I clock back in from lunch I'll consider it.
And I'll fucking do it again.
I'm God and I support the godliness of the love LGBT people show to each other.
There are 2 types of people in the world. People who think Die Hard is a Christmas movie and people who are wrong.
That sounds like a brilliant idea until it turns into Gothic Dominatrix Big titty Porn on the bus on your way to work.
Cry more, you firey bitch.
I flooded the earth and I'll fucking do it again.
They fell like @MightyLordLucifer getting Spartan kicked off Heaven for being a massive loser.
It's about one astronomical unit from Alpha helpsis stepbrothius dry ur stukicus.
Yes but his blackjack is rigged and his hookers are 57 year old investment bankers named Dan.