Better than roses...
Always wear your seatbelt...
And the Oscar goes to....
United Steaks of 'Murca...
Is that a burrito?! No- it's just my pencil case...
Wanted to post something awesome for my first post but my life is dull and I am not funny....
Sorry for the potato...
So, if you want to get treated differently at the library borrow this book...
The anticipation and the pain are real
hold on!
comical title... ya know
Chris Brown, the acorn
Might be an unnecessary trip....
Emergency first aid done right...
Pope spits a rhyme, his boy lays a beat
the dream, the future...
ESPN: who's your fave singer?
throwback Thursday?
Covers the cat nipples....
NO RED SHELLS!!!
Qualudes and chill?
And that, people, is the best person you can be...
remember you were friends with this guy once....a long, long time ago
Cat post equal internet love from strangers?
I'm relieved, we're going to be okay...
oh yeah...
Calgary had a tornado today, no one really noticed...
Wife away, sun's out... the summer of Gm86....
when the cat's away, the mice will live just above the poverty line....
My life these days
Epic photobomb skills
How to sneak your dog into Walmart...
With writing like this, I have no idea how it never won an Oscar
Serious post. New internet scam doing the rounds...
Everyone is worried about the Tornado warning and I'm busy laughing at the peep shaped cloud...
When you manage to make plans in the group chat....
It's been a tough day for Ralphy, time to relax....
Ted 17- midlife monotony
Can you beat my meat?
When you're home alone and hear a noise, so you check every single room for murderers...
BOOM...nailed it
When you throw a pool party but no-one shows up...
Buddy is going though a tough break up
When you're robbing the convenience store but your outfit is on point
Seems legit and I have been feeling a little lonely recently...
This is what happens when a seal swims into the glass...
hmm, I disagree with you on this album be Greenpeace