GloriousToast

4285 pts ยท February 18, 2014


woo 2500 rep in a day,

that bee is a little shit. doesn't even fucking say anything until it was after he fucked up. Unfriended.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know what I like on my burrito? Salt, and this post has plenty.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sometimes wasps.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Except getting the message. They have to be told twice.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

The sign says envious. I bet he's envious.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No wonder you're single.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My people need me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too late he already came.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You sure? I think it was someone taking a shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That image was as greatly delivered as the shit they took.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess it's time to eat a shoe then.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you move to Canada, you'll be getting warmer to me. Is that good enough?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironic considering she must feel like shit when she takes a load.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

At least Hitler is a hero, he killed Hitler.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

you can taste the aids too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I feel bad for American for having an election with Hillary and Trump, oh wait,,,

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can universe be real if Pokemon is not real?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, one way or another it looks like they're failing anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sure? I don't see people getting mad or dying.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do I Shoot people with cancer to kill it or shoot people that already have cancer to kill cancer?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can dream, anything can come true.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A real grizzly, living in the outskirts of the net, destroyers of bushes, a tall hard man.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A great man once said ay

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a joke here somewhere about a woman being more complete with something inside her. I can probably fill.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I take off my shirt by pulling up my collar. You are all weird.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Your name arouses me.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

For the first time ever I got pepper in my eye, the pain was exquisite.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then why are child soldiers a thing then?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thank you. I clapped. that was beautiful *tear*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Favourited so I can break this later.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0