Let the puffin hate commence!
What it's like having a friend become a "Born Again".
Couldn't agree more.
That face though...
Just an inspirational post worth the entire read.
My friend is ruthless.
This is what happens when you don't read the "Rules"
Get outta here with your crybaby bullshit, Wheels.
I laughed a little to hard over this.
Just a jif of some gif.
Awesome.
Tap dancing poodle Christmas soundtrack.
Supersize?
Who is that shootin'? O it's....
Scrabble is pretty serious business.
True
I haven't seen this before so it's most likely a repost because it's so damn good. Aww well though.
Have the TSA caught any terrorists yet?
How do they do it?
I'm a professional.
You'll win or at least put up one hell of a fight.
I'd eat a human finger for one. What would you do?
I don't remember eating a disappointment either.
"Happy Holidays"
Respect the working man. Especially the one's with a sense of humor.
This approach actually works.
To all the women growing out of their teenage bodies and taking pregnancy tests that fail.
Sweet I'm "Awesome".
Pizza <3
I'm going to be so good at kissing girls. Gonna kiss their faces off.
Got to see my puppy today!
That's just turable.
Burn.
Anyone else wanna try one?
MRW someone gets offended and starts preaching on one of my posts.
Hate me all you want.
Aye aye Captain!
Some people got this humor thing down.
Yea people, we aren't going to be around forever.
Get crawling.
Wish someone would feed me during coitus.
Did I cover them all?
Stumbled across this. First thing to make me vocally laugh in a week.
Sounds to me like online feminists need to "Man-up".
My dog "Smitty" Aka Mr. Handsome, Big buddy, Dumbass.
Going to save this in my mental archive to actually use on someone.
Moments before being tazed and shot.
Shhhh, don't let the women know.
Imgur downvotes
I have to admit, at first I didn't want a Whopper. Then I saw the hottie with massive boobs eating one and I was like.. "Hell yeah, Whoppers"
The haunted house that snaps people's photos has chosen its target audience for this year.
Political stuff you probably just want to avoid cause you've seen enough already and you prefer boobs and cats in usersub.. o and ass.
A whole lot of YES.
I got a bad case of "The Feels" seeing this.
Scary bedtime story for adults.
Sorry babe, thought you was still in exam week.