"Hey! Get back here copper, I got a bone to pick with you!"
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You can't handle this!
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Every.Single.Fluggle.Fucking.Puppy.Time!
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When you're trying to find the right re-election angle the youth will get behind
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My son wanted to be Hawkeye for Halloween......
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Yo Dawg.....
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"Times are tough on the farm when you can't bring home the bacon"-Wilbur
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A whole new world!
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So that's what those dance moves were all about....it all makes sense now!
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Am I doing the Instagram thing right guys?
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Some mornings start off better than others......
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The face of that rabbit when he discovered the sloppy remnants of Jack, whom was there moments prior is priceless.
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The feels......excuse me whilst I deposit them within this pillow of emotions!
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This is the type of situation that Tumblr dreams about
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My training for the new Battlefront is going well!
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Presenting: The Baby Sling!
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You know what is worse than wet socks?
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Mother of god, his penis must be concave to drive such a monster!
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He missed his oppurtunity to nead the sourdough
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Japan....you make my flesh snorkel confousaled O_o
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You also manually hold your jaw closed......
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Was in Wal-Mart and caught these two stiffs boning in aisle 5!
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Do not adjust your screen...you're now entering a realm of ignorance
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We shall dub the third one Dave....
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When you're in trouble and mom calls dad at work and he wants to "have a word with you"
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Have you ever wondered what happen to the kid that always stole and huffed the scented markers in class when you were a kid?
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*Hits blunt*
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Tumblr's 8th Edition.......
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The All American: Delivering Freedom to all who oppose at 1300 fps
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I'm sorry but there cannot be a witty title due to the Alligator Anus clogging up the screen......
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When you think you're clicking on a NSFW link and it turns out to be a NSFL gif!
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How to check your blind spot before changing lanes in the north during winter
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Alright fellas, lets hit tha sho-
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MRW the teacher finally says we are free to go and I have to go lay a chocolate thunder monkey
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Duke is a very "special" dog when it comes to going for walks
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Gator needs his Gat bitch!
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The Keebler Elves are always watching......
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Avenge me father!
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Told that drunk bitch to hang around for a while
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Coming soon to a northern states near you!
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"Your move ya pillock tea slurping ninnies!"- Sincerely Murica
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Swiggity swooty, imma comin for dat booty!
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Objects in the mirror may embody freedom more than they appear
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When you're tired of waiting for dick beaters to start flying....
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Whale gentlemen, let's plow through this week shall we?
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We must go deeper!
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Corgeta, what does the scouter say?!
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Don't forget to grab a cup of non-fat organic beef milk for $4.99 while you're at it!
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MRW the uppity TSA Agent thought they were patting contraband in my pants
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They just stood by and let it happen! D=
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I guess that's why the yellow one is packed full of nuts...
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Sorry ladies...but rules are rules
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Didn't see that coming
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Are you satisfied with your help today sir?
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Did some weakling mention Crossfit in this bitch?!
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Swiggity swooty, Imma commin for dat meaty ass booty!
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Drugs are bad Mmmkay? You shouldn't do whipits in Walmart and refuse medical treatment mmmkay? Mmmkay
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I'm sure it is filled dick snot and has a scent remeniscent of an abandon tuna factory on the southeast coast in summer......
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