FriendlyNeighborhoodWeatherMan

1425 pts ยท September 13, 2021


"Holy Cats, Andy... this trowel is so easy to use!"

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Post colonoscopy last year ... I was "Rush" fact dumping to all the staff. I had no idea what I was saying, only remember, "Really, it's morse code?" from one of the recovery RNs as I was waking up. At least it wasn't traumatic.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

think it was around 2018 when they put it in
Worth it to try at least once

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The bungee swing is a little high in price, but the view is spectacular. Only needed to do that once though.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then, everyone must enjoy this modern rice. iykyk...

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

we still have 2, one for use and one for a backup.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw this episode of Black Mirror. I know what's up. It's friggin scary...

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

They aren't showing how they catch them in the wild...

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Right, that means I've been married for 15 years, too... holy cats!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My 5 yr old niece and 3 yr old nephew get alexa to make intricate farts, wet, sloppy, dry ... it's crazy. Their dad is the culprit in teaching them this...

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Being stung randomly in your house because the little angry bastards are colonizing more than Britain used to is way shittier.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The captions misspelled it : sevin dust. I use it on yellow jackets when they go into the cracks at base of the foundation of our house. Have to use a squeeze bottle to shoot it into the cracks. It's deadly for them just to barely crawl through it.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

snails and butterflies.... ohhhhweee dont know, so he chases them awaaay...

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Paige... oh, whatever.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Demented and sad, but to dorks like him ... (on math clubs)

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"PRESS PLAY ON TAPE"

3 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Had his playlist going all day yesterday... will today too. RIP to a legend.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#PaigeNo

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

At least you don't need the poop knife. There are two sides to the coin.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks like what we used to get on the USS Saipan. Some of the boxes we hauled down to the freezers had "Fish, species unknown" on the box. Never ate that, just had the rice on those days. I feel for those sailors having to be there because pigsBreath and Cheeto In Chief want a war over oil.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ace's was better... and he only needed a magazine roll same vibe

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Empire Strikes Back the first week of release, I remember it fondly because I was begging to go see it. I was only three, but that movie made a huge impression on me and shaped my early childhood!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was funnier when Chris Farley did it, while impersonating Dom DeLuise.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I felt the same, but I hear they did that in hopes for a spinoff series w/Malcolm and Kelly as the mains. It's done well enough that I think the numbers will allow for a spinoff, according to Linwood Boomer (creator).

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are some easter egg character orientation moments where you will go, "Oh, I totally see that now!" I think the other girl you are referring to is Jessica... speaking of her and Cynthia: There are also many visual easter eggs that are sprinkled throughout each episode. See if you can spot those two. There even some auditory hidden gems for the die hard fans.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Driver must be related to Forrest Gump ...

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lots of silly backlash over character's orientations that were pretty evident in the OG show. And a new characters that is non-binary. People melt down over the silliest things. The show has always been and remains inclusive. I feel bad for the people having issues with it, life is too short to hate.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Same with some of the angry Malcolm in the Middle fans... oy

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0