178 pts ยท May 1, 2015
When I read M.I.L. I immediately thought maintenance indicator light and thought that your car breaks down constantly.
Bullet impacts the wall way off target for no reason lmao
Neat.
Wow! Legitimately my washer finished a few minutes and I didn't notice! Thanks @notyoureverydaysuperhero!
Word
I drive busses and was taught 4 seconds distance up to 40 mph and add a second for every 10 mph faster. It's a good rule for safety sake.
I didn't know there were 5 hobos living with me!
Think with your dipstick Jimmy!
Give your balls a tug you titfucker!
Frick that boat in particular
I'd have a beer.
That'll Buff out
Frick this post
Me playing the new call of duty
Frick that place
Frick yeah!
That must have cost so frickin much
Frick that broken butt bridge!
I've had a job since sophomore year of high school. I blew my own hard earned cash. I'm not sure it was a good thing though...
Well to be faaaiirrrrrrhhhhh!
I am now
Fine grit sand paper, wet sand, finer grit, repeat, clear coat. Lasts years since clear coat protects the plastic.
Freelancer was one of my favorite games! I'm definitely playing this game!
Culineering enginary
She should take my last name because it hers looks like they gave up spelling the last half, and other reasons
Well they didn't look at the label cause I dont see that on Tabasco, and chipotle would have another stock market plunge if it was true
If I drove out of state, I would get pulled over just because I have colorado plates!
In Colorado near Denver they let your car sunbake for a few days with a notice to tow sticker on the window. Weed money at its finest!
Watched 10x so I can go out and win all of the plushies
When I read M.I.L. I immediately thought maintenance indicator light and thought that your car breaks down constantly.
Bullet impacts the wall way off target for no reason lmao
Neat.
Wow! Legitimately my washer finished a few minutes and I didn't notice! Thanks @notyoureverydaysuperhero!
Word
I drive busses and was taught 4 seconds distance up to 40 mph and add a second for every 10 mph faster. It's a good rule for safety sake.
I didn't know there were 5 hobos living with me!
Think with your dipstick Jimmy!
Give your balls a tug you titfucker!
Frick that boat in particular
I'd have a beer.
That'll Buff out
Frick this post
Me playing the new call of duty
Frick that place
Frick yeah!
That must have cost so frickin much
Frick that broken butt bridge!
I've had a job since sophomore year of high school. I blew my own hard earned cash. I'm not sure it was a good thing though...
Well to be faaaiirrrrrrhhhhh!
I am now
Fine grit sand paper, wet sand, finer grit, repeat, clear coat. Lasts years since clear coat protects the plastic.
Freelancer was one of my favorite games! I'm definitely playing this game!
Culineering enginary
She should take my last name because it hers looks like they gave up spelling the last half, and other reasons
Well they didn't look at the label cause I dont see that on Tabasco, and chipotle would have another stock market plunge if it was true
If I drove out of state, I would get pulled over just because I have colorado plates!
In Colorado near Denver they let your car sunbake for a few days with a notice to tow sticker on the window. Weed money at its finest!
Watched 10x so I can go out and win all of the plushies