FrequentlyEnjoyTrollingAndElicitingButthurtCommentary
27013 pts · June 1, 2014
You will please excuse the typographical aberrations in my comments and replies, because I am most often typing them with BOTH OF MY MIDDLE FINGERS. And you make me wish I had more middle fingers. /*********************************************/ i seem to have misplaced my adulthood, i went directly from whiny, narcissistic juvenile straight to grumpy old bastard /********************************************/ I love cats. Doesn't matter if they're Teriyaki or Honey Mustard. /*********************************************/ i don't understand why people keep confusing my misanthropy with misogyny /*********************************************/ 78.237% of reported statistics are 43.625% accurate /*********************************************/ so many people pretend that life is precious, unless they're brown babies in poor countries, then it's, "Oh, isn't that too fucking bad." /*********************************************/ If I was a dinosaur I'd be a Lickalottapuss. /*********************************************/ I've decided that when I'm gone I want to be remembered. So I'm being an asshole, because people remember that shit. /*********************************************/ Most days I believe my single greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut. /*********************************************/ /*********************************************/ http://i.imgur.com/8EV2AHx.png - fatupvote http://i.imgur.com/GgFeMDC.gif - upvote http://i.imgur.com/aHFoGn6.gif - upvote http://i.imgur.com/K7siuM0.gif - upvote http://i.imgur.com/reWeaU2.gifv - upvote i.imgur.com/qdb6en1.jpg - you're sick i.imgur.com/L0OUKLK.gif - Sven upvote i.imgur.com/7Z9toJU.gif - Gandalf upvote i.imgur.com/hqcGbui.gif - PO-TAY-TOTES i.imgur.com/JJIr5zV.gif - minion kisses i.imgur.com/386oQbr.gif - minions applause i.imgur.com/NWqeC7J.gif - kill with fire i.imgur.com/yxpXLX9.gif - DeGrasse Tyson i.imgur.com/ETOlN0x.jpg - need science i.imgur.com/n5qzqTn.gifv - Frozen dickbutt i.imgur.com/joQ9Dpn.gifv - repost i.imgur.com/41Z1no7.gif - that's racist i.imgur.com/eJWKZM3.jpg - Palpatine i.imgur.com/jKLKcei.jpg - Lich i.imgur.com/oyvudaq.gif - Trek i.imgur.com/fc7Ikww.jpg - GoToBed i.imgur.com/dHc5GAs.gifv - Cake Day i.imgur.com/KqZNaV3.jpg - King I i.imgur.com/iSFRu2J.jpg - King II i.imgur.com/LNxlq4o.gif - stop i.imgur.com/lrpYxzD.gif - slowpoke i.imgur.com/maqYcKd.gifv - Jake i.imgur.com/Kxcyvo7.gifv - door slam i.imgur.com/2O72oqR.png - MasterRace i.imgur.com/ldSpA.gif - NObama i.imgur.com/KLBQDzt.gif - share cookie i.imgur.com/YG1Dq8E.jpg - Horus i.imgur.com/ko343Kb.png - y'all crazy i.imgur.com/E82tzuP.png - sandy vag i.imgur.com/17Uwl30.gifv - giraffe i.imgur.com/sJbCUEd.gif - Bender i.imgur.com/bKZFhBL.gif - thumbs up i.imgur.com/ZgyYrO2.gif - Swiggity Swooty i.imgur.com/g7q7iUZ.gifv - dimple butt i.imgur.com/pdomcEa.gif - 'applause' i.imgur.com/A7vU53q.gif - Conan i.imgur.com/0kyOsF0.jpg - Yoda butthurt i.imgur.com/TqVqDBQ.jpg - nCommunity i.imgur.com/uANWaGj.jpg - Jenner i.imgur.com/GwYpcIF.jpg - Jenner2 i.imgur.com/CJFtkml.jpg - J-fart imgur.com/a/WKiET ⁽ᶰˢᶠʷ⁾ Kavalier http://youtu.be/HNMq8XS4LhE - Beastiality http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4 - Chris Rock http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4SqAI34gj0 - Deliverance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k - YMCA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-gdabm9AD8 - M-F'n Jesus http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wtf http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ "DaQuan Vontavious Ebolia Whatte DePhuque" /*********************************************/ for my own reference: cliché resumé touché mon frère menagé à trois gonorrherpeboliaidsyphilis Grammatik Macht Frei: ˙ǝʇnɔ os s,ʇı ǝɯ dlǝɥ Grammatique Typographicus Palsy Syndrome (GTPS) Balzac ChristmaChanuKwanzaacus fütbŏl füd ≠ ♭ ♮ ♯ ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♬ ♫ ♪ ♩ ø Δ Σ Φ Ψ Ω ∞ ∫ ∯ ∇ ⊕ ∀ ⇒ ⇔ ⊄ ∅ ² √ ′ ∛ ≠ ≈ ³ ≤ ≫ ≥ ≪ K≠FC² ★☆☆☆☆ No ☐ Yes ☑ ☒ ✇ ✖ ✗ ✘✕ ☓ ✓ ✔ √ ✅ O﹏o ⊙﹏☉ ಠ_ಠ (⊙.⊙(◉_◉)⊙.⊙) ๏̯̃๏ ๏̯͡๏ ๏̯͡๏̯̃ ⁈ ⁇ ‽ ¿؟ � ⁉ ¡ ‼ nø † ☨ ✞ ✝ ☥ ☦ ☓ ☩ ☯ ☧ ☬ ☸ ✡ ♁ ✙ ♆ ☭ ✯ ☪ ☫ ✡ ☮ 卐 ✠ (っ◔‿◔)っ❤ (づ￣ ³￣)づ ♥ ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ 姦 ◕ ◕ ✫✫ Ƀεℓϊεvε ϊη Ƒάϊɼϊεṡ ¸.•°*`*°•. Ʈнεу mάkε Ƿяεάmṡ cσmε ϯɼuε ✫✫ Ɍ я ɼ l (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ i see what you did there ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) /*********************************************/ i lieks to put my mouf where da poo poo come out /*********************************************/ we've tried nothing... and we're all out of ideas /*********************************************/ if morons could fly this would be an international airline hub /*********************************************/ Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck, then pretend to be somebody else. /*********************************************/ ☀ ☁ ☂ ☚ ☛ ☜ ☝ ☞ ☟ ☠ ☢ ☣ ☤ ☩ ☭ ☮ ☯ ♀ ♁ ♂ ♃ ♄ ♅ ♆ ♇ ♈ ♉ ♊ ♋ ♌ ♍ ♎ ♏ ♐ ♑ ♔ ♕ ♖ ♗ ♘ ♙ ♚ ♛ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟ ♠ ♢ ♣ ♤ ♥ ♦ ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้ ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้ ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้ ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้ ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้ ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้ ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ⁻¹ ± 1 ♡ ❤ ♻ ♿ ᗧ • • • • ᗣ ❍
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