You rang??
47
6
51
Not on the 1st date
-1
11
60
I love you
25
4
72
=)
4
2
78
Every work place has a lunch stealer
48
8
409
Universal law
11
5
71
Um yeah....
10
2
28
Um
23
6
94
The Squirrel Community - a sneak peek
17
2
10
No regrets
31
3
3253
What percentage of the human population on planet earth, rolls thier boogers? 68%? 95%? 99.7%?
5
6
60
Isn't it ironic? Yeah, I really do think...
13
5
61
Ready when you are
3
3
68
Eating healthy takes will power at 1st
45
4
61
Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received
42
8
11117
We can't let that happen
7
1
450
Be careful
31
4
55
2 + 2
11
21
28
wide load
21
9
4695
That would be great
11
2
57
A good idea for sure
17
5
44
Probably a repost, but that's the way the cookie crumbles
12
8
6911
Good advice
25
8
53
Ass wipe
38
4
131
A new strategy
14
5
51
Clamel Toe hahahahahahahahahhaha
1
6
1176
Would you?
9
7
61
A general rule
43
7
55
workers compensation fund
12
3
69
RUN FORREST RUN!!!!
60
11
74
This is Charlie
13
6
53
Call Center stories
8
15
887
Mom is making BROCCOLI
5
3
50
Boobs
36
5
4127
Shake shake shake...
49
9
597
Long and Hard
53
9
2563
Ooops - my bad
15
4
194
Indeed
16
9
72
Smooches
53
6
78
Old MacDonald had a farm
40
5
110
Keep rollin.......
13
8
2233
1st date. Hug at the end. Her reaction after I popped a boner. Ah the memories!
18
7
130
Mr Anderson
3
8
1930
Hipster
11
12
108
Oh yeah.... wait a minute
29
5
63
Roses are Red
64
8
182
Life on a farm with... nothing else to do
22
6
25008
Aww that's it... right there
38
2
193
Angry mother
7
0
2306
FTW
7
1
61
Have a cold one, on me
6
10
59
Auto Pilot
54
12
492
Good advice
20
5
72
Among other things I'm sure
67
8
91
Last ditch effort
16
9
259