I just finished my master's degree, but then remember my student loan debt.
Jehovah's Frog
As a math tutor, I approve.
MRW i'm having difficulty killing the rogue gnat in my house
Given the recent events
MRW someone posts an article titled "10 things (blah blah blah) say about your relationship"
MRW everyone is talking about Twitch
sooooo found this blackface gem in a Switzerland souvenir/children's toy shop...
MRW I'm playing against the basketball instead of with the basketball.
It's my cake day! Commence the party of one.
Kam 'Bam' Chancellor
The Dress
Some creative vandalism on my way to class today.
Winter quarter is always crappy. Thank you grader for boosting the ego.
MRW I'm warming butter in the microwave
Zoom zoom zoom,
MRW I'm about to go to bed but my girlfriend tries to peg me.
GoT
When you finally run into a burning building because some dick is always on your back
Vagina
MRW someone asks me if I like to hike.
In honor of finals week
I'll graduate this quarter with a master's degree. How I feel about transitioning to the real world.
MRW I'm warming up butter in the microwave
Ultimate pet peeve.
Said this at a bar. Nobody laughed. I'm funny damn it.
GoT
Stannis The Mantis
White text
MRW I remember there is left over pizza in the fridge
In honor of finals week...
Mike Tyson's bad math joke