FoodDumpster

1219 pts ยท April 2, 2018


I'd love this except my phone would be dead every 30 minutes

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Haha same! Except mine is like a mushroom in a cornfield

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to be the shy, well mannered, nice guy. Then I got older and realized I did not give a fuck.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25. People - Don't send pictures of your genitals or this shit can happen. Unless you're in porn - then that's just great marketing.

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

The kid on the left in #6. I'm Canadian, so I'm sorry, but he is one goofy looking little fucker.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is neat! My cat would also be less likely to burn his whiskers. If anyone has a link to where I can buy this I would appreciate it!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where are guns when you need'em!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great dump! Special Lady #12 must be a keeper!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy was tougher than a night in prison.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My office has a "Mind the Bee's" policy. "Bee kind. Bee honest. Bee-lieve in yourself." It's exactly as shit as it sounds.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such a happy good boy!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This idea is greater than any previous decision by the current president. Give him a run for his money in the next election.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Paint the her nails!"

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So I have been sent here to destroy you.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

The smug look on #18 makes me think the good boy gets the dad joke.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That tag is something else.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can hear my dad from here saying "Slow the fuck down it's a 50km zone and kids are playing... asshole!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile her neighbor is a vegan simply grilling their veggies and she is just a cunt.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Man, I would love to own this!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone feed this poor thing it's fading away to nothing!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They don't call it the mystery machine for nothin'

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Owls = Swol

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Tobermory is absolutely gorgeous. Quarries in the area are some of the prettiest Canadian landscape out there.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The Colossus of Clout!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0