Apparently they're filming 'The Mist 2' outside my tower....
Fire season officially begins today! ALL HAIL THE FI FI!
"Oh, I wonder what that shape-OH HELLO BEAR."
My job as a Fire Lookout- Back for another season!
How it feels as a fire lookout calling in a smoke on your third day. Or any other day really!
When there's a smoke only a few miles from the Tower, and you give it a name for the sole purpose of a meme.
When you don't have any experience with girls but your Wingman's got your back.
When someone asks about "that funny website you look at all the time..."
Fire Lookout signing off, its been fun!
After retrieving my articles of clothing from the dryer gauntlet.
Frank the Fire Lookout Assistant
When the pawn shop offers their first and 'final' price.
Trying to reach the front page....
*Thought Process Loading*
The worst part about writing a check, is the chance they might be like a Bumble.
When the island volcano is exploding, and hurricane season may start early.....
Trying to escape life's responsibilities for just one weekend...
If anyone is feeling sleepy, this might help wake you up!
...What?
Practicing your kneecapping and ankle strikes for the upcoming battle against the enemy Giants...
As a Fire Lookout, EVERY time I see a 'smoke' in the distance...
When life is rough but you have supportive friends.
NYOOM!
Today in the Hawaii Emergency Management Agency....
To everyone having a rough day; remember step one of 'life instructions'
When you realize you're in the wrong class after the Professor starts talking...
After a brutal boss fight with your group, and that one-stage boss actually has two stages.
Smokey cakeday post!
As selfie-day ends and memes are making their comeback to the front page...
When you are trying to build the perfect GIF to hit the Front Page...
When you're out with your friends and mole people attack during lunch...
When life's responsibilities find you.
When 'more cowbell' just isn't cutting it....
Frank got his hat. (Beret) And promotion!
My Job as a Fire Lookout: Part 2!
Sixth law of the sea:
As a Fire Lookout, when I see MORE chipmunks around the tower...
Aliens baffled as to why space-faring car still has archaic device installed...
Third law of the sea:
The two common reactions to Usersub content...
Fifth law of the sea:
First law of the sea:
Fourth law of the sea:
Second law of the sea:
Due to many requests....My job as a Fire Lookout!