My 13 yr old fluffer, Brandi

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Looking to save some hobbits today from magma-y deaths?

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mgur sunset thingy

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Hi late night imgur

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Let's take a stroll through my rose garden. We can plot some deaths, drink some wine, it'll be fun

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Shouting to the void

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What I show to my mom when she asks me why I smell like alcohol

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MRW when I see Good Ol' Samuel Johnson on Google's Doodle

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When I'm yelling about who ate the ice cream and my roommate tells me I did when drunk last night

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