If we're going to keep allowing people to own assault weapons there needs to be a rage-quit awareness campaign.
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The scope of the first world privilege blowing this "scandal" into front page news is staggering.
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I never get them confused.
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He wasn't even a real cop, just some part timer who still worked as an EMT.
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I suspect Putin sent us a Crying Vagina after 9/11 and has gotten away with it.
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Collateral damage
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Taco time even had a free taco offer.
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Maybe thousands.
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Sand Cat is sick of your shit Linda.
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Keep in mind that the SLC Police and Prosecutors who are being applauded for suspending and investigating those detectives, knew all about this over a month ago and did nothing.
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How much should we trust the guys working closing on a Friday night?(the lowest seniority guys)
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When "The many faces of Gary Oldman" dump has my favorite Gary Oldman
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Real Lighting strike.
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Seriously, at this point I just want to know if he's fucking with us or just stupid.
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I've lost track, are we still paying for his stay at his NJ Resort, or are we back to flying him to his FL Resort every weekend?
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Could everyone talking about adding paperwork to buying guns please shut the fuck up?
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Why not post the whole list? Oh yeah, you can't make the "unqualified woman" jokes.
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If you don't want attention, stop shouting to the world.
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We hit Idiocracy faster than expected.
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They're happy, I'm happy, it's win-win.
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Quitting time at the zoo.
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They needed more short jokes in the opening chapters.
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Looking at you Kansas.
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Just let people be happy while they're dying.
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I could have come up with this definition without knowing what the word meant.
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Yes I know it's fucked up.
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The religious right has become very selective in their sins.
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One man's nightmare is another man's dream.
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Connor Mcgregor dealing with his loss.
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For those who need it explicitly stated.
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It's only bad when other people do it.
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Remember, large rubber bands will eventually break and they're expensive to replace. Bad combo.
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Wake up Sheeple!
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I remember thinking "why would we have a civil war"?
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Men can also be pretty brutal when they friendzone a woman.
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New world order, liberal death squads, "DEEP" state.
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Up next, Pauly Shore's controversial views!
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Success
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First line of the First amendment. But the GOP still tries to make religious laws.
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Well... I guess that works.
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Are these ironic? I'm bad at ironic humor.
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Seriously, this is what he said, in context. The Trump Whitehouse ladies and gentlemen.
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Tsubasa Amami
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Telling lies so badly that it's makes people assume you know something they don't is unexpectedly effective.
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Instead of looking for wisdom from far away places, we should look at the places where people are healthiest and happiest.
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Right now there are Trump supporters saying Soros paid 15k people to protest against racism.
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Take pics outside or at a restaurant.
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How did we get here?
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The new economy still doesn't have much for us ugly people.
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Life imitating art is one thing, when it imitates satire it's getting ridiculous.
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Do they not understand or is this part of the plan?
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Nobody who's increasing military spending is a real isolationist.
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Thanks for all your hard work.
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Ecclesiastes 9-7
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Did they forget they're an Agrarian civilization?
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PNW Eclipse protection
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Tiny rays of sunshine.
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REALLY attractive actors can overcome stupid plotlines
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