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7030 pts ยท September 12, 2017


You may not know this but you and I are good friends. Not besties, but good friends.

Toronto, Canada.

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beauty fades; stupid is forever.

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post partum depression has joined the game

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Could you imagine hosting a party there and putting party hats on all the heads? Or hanging tinsel from the antlers for Christmas?

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That way people can vote on exactly what they want without compromising their moral or political values.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not an American but how about an end to the two party system? Have a party for far right, center right, center left, far left, etc. 1/2

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Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my rag time gal

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nothing smells better than a baby dried on a clothes line

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What the fuck kind of spider man move was that?!

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I'm voting for Kodos

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but the recipe calls for two cloves

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... fuck

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I just want to kiss it's tiny nose and scratch behind it's tiny ears

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Write you're own comment

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Into The Woods

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baby: dad, you're at an 10 right now and I need you to take it down to a 7

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lifegoals

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I bet she's hoarding melange

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2/2 granted refugee status the first thing she did was request an official name change. Don't blame her.

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My mom worked in immigration in Canada, handling refugee cases. She met a woman whose "legal name" was Queen Pussy. As soon as she was 1/2

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and then we have a pizza party?

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je suis un ananais

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I thought it was 20 McNuggets but I guess I was wrong

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Terry Crews

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no call display. no voicemail. phone book used as a kids car seat

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looking forward to Sars fest 2.0 this summer

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have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

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