FancySharkDinnerParty

691826 pts ยท August 21, 2016


I make puns, non sequiturs, and I also shitpost.

Hang in there.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Is this Gen X shit? I'm 39 and I did that when I was a kid.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's so much solder and flux being used

3 months ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 4

The site has changed owners within the last year or two, IIRC.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

OH GOD, HERE IT COMES! OH HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!

4 months ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

The law only matters if it's enforced.

5 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I feel like "dragon" is too obvious of an answer so I'm going to guess "manticore"

5 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If this were an RPG, she'd have a pretty high armor class.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Excuse me! Hey, are you my Uber driver?"

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hope that's knot how they mean it.

8 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll try to keep that in mind.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't Bread On Me

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Just fuck my shit up."

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

For what it's worth, you have given them thirteen years of love and happiness. It never gets easier to lose a pet, but focusing on the good times can help you through it.

10 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And they stop working entirely if the network goes down or if you're late on a payment.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They need to eat more mushrooms.

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"You and what army?"

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The most effective way would be the first one as they'd be able to hold it in their mouth and let water pass through the harmonica as they swim forward.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm happy to be a criminal then.

11 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

If that is how you wish to view it, then sure. The fact still stands that this was posted at a time when less than 10% of the most recent content was the content that was complained about.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was also responding at the time that this post appeared in usersub complaining about it.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0