FSMPirate

177669 pts · December 6, 2012


Here's me proving to my wife that I can sit up after surgery ( A Laparoscopic Partial Nephrectomy on my right kidney)

Points 15
Comments 3
Views 426

The Power of Shaggy (Now with more pixels)

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Comments 175
Views 125844

Betty White, 98, Holds The World Record For Longest TV Career And Still Going Strong

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Comments 5
Views 2000

Vote like people can shoot hibernating bears from helicopters

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Comments 3
Views 286

The story of a woman and her beaver

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Comments 212
Views 112361

I mean...it's not NOT true

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Comments 281
Views 109467

Obviously it's a baby log, anyway

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Comments 26
Views 336

Influencers trying to influence. The story of the White Moose

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Comments 1053
Views 134427

So that's what it feels like....

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Comments 9
Views 405

Damn that photographic evidence....

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Comments 45
Views 3556

For those going through Valentines Day single and sad

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Comments 5
Views 726

When I realize that it was the 5th Tuesday of the month

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Comments 1
Views 205

I love everything about this headline

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Comments 8
Views 437

The man, the legend

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Comments 23
Views 282

MRW I find my buddy dead drunk after his wife told him that she fucked his brother

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Views 56059

We interrupt your daily shitposting for some wholesome 

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Views 139117

A wild ride all around

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Comments 7
Views 1267

How to fail at life

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Comments 18
Views 655

I'm prepared for the backlash from this one

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Views 264

Having a bad day?

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Comments 2
Views 446

Not OC, now you have the song in your brain place

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Views 476

Someone hire this glorious man!

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Comments 717
Views 200623

Too fitting not to share

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Views 763

Some facts and a request

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Views 775

Having a bad day? Just remember that Robin Williams visited a sex shop as Mrs. Doubtfire

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Views 873

According to my wife this is an appropriate response

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Views 241

The most important news of the year

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Comments 140
Views 76982

I'm going right to hell for this one

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Comments 177
Views 136599

Just read the fucking article and follow the goddamned directions

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Views 1339

Real or not, this is sheer genius

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Comments 5
Views 837

MRW I realize that I was four years cancer free as of last Sunday 

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Comments 7
Views 3389

I wonder if Techno Viking knows about this

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Comments 15
Views 4764

Just a reminder of this saintly woman making life better

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Views 2289

A thing of such beauty is rare indeed

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Comments 7
Views 3186

I've been told I should start Scrubs

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Views 4089

It's hard to be mad wearing poo poo shoes

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Comments 7
Views 2862

When someone tells you at length that they're leaving a conversation and never talking to you again

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Comments 0
Views 202

Also don't go shopping while hungry

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Comments 4
Views 142

And he'll huff and he'll puff

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Views 675

"The shortest distance between two puns...."

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Comments 6
Views 587

When the wife has been using Shakeweight and doesn't warn me...

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Comments 7
Views 401

Happy little..wait, what?

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Comments 6
Views 1163

Alone, not alone does not matter to Aku!

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Comments 5
Views 1060

Welcome to the comments section

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Views 1036

Me introducing my friends to one of my fetishes 

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Comments 17
Views 2128

I only wish this was my car

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Comments 1155
Views 220766

Fellow eventers, Rennies, SCAdians, LARPers and con goers....I miss you

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Comments 111
Views 92828

celebrating 5 years cancer free at work

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Comments 17
Views 1284

Weirdest glory hole yet.....

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Views 565

An easy way to end up resisting arrest 

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Comments 25
Views 1320

Please help

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Comments 7
Views 1042

Valentine's Day advice for the single and hurting

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Views 1094

Be careful with those knife cuts, people!

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Views 582

MRW I see a red door

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Views 288

I got to meet Apollo before my surgery in 2013, he was all hope and good wishes

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Views 1047

Happy birthday to this glorious man!

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Comments 114
Views 129709

A relevant dump of one

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Views 1003

This is my weapon, this is my...wait....

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Comments 3
Views 488

Can't win an argument with facts? Call in support!

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Comments 8
Views 1243
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