EvilKam

640589 pts ยท July 25, 2016


It's pronounced "jif" Fuck nazis, fuck racism. If you wish to message me, it doesn't work on Imgur, I'm permabanned from chat. Hit me up on Steam or Reddit I suppose - same username.

In 2006, I was living in Rapid City, South Dakota. I watched gas prices spike to $2.85 a gallon. Adjusted for inflation, that's $4.69. Gas is nearly as expensive now as it was then!

So... well I guess mathematically we have to be thankful it's better now than it was 20 years ago.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Oil is not the issue. Iran has nuclear ambitions and must never be allowed to attain that capability.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's it about?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12. What is "it"? What might happen today?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Valid. Take my upvote.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, from context, we are to assume "smosh" is some sort of podcast thing?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Then that's a completely different roll. You're no longer "rolling to persuade the powerful being to do the thing you want".

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So this clip is from some sort of podcast type thing?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In that case, all you're doing is redefining the role to be something else.
"I roll to seduce the queen"
Well, sorry to say but you fail, it's impossible. You've insulted the queen's honor with the suggestion.
However, I will let you roll to see if you have enough swagger to make it seem like a hilarious joke. A nat 20 means the royalty laughs. Anything else and you're imprisoned for your unforgivable insolence.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If a nat 20 would still fail even after all modifiers are applied, then there is still no point in rolling. If you know a character has a total of +6 in modifiers, and the difficulty would be something insane like DC 30, then the modifiers don't matter. The meme still applies to your example.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In a contest of "getting laughs vs going to prison", the "getting laughs" is definitely a success. The meme still applies to your described situation.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Not dying" definitely counts as "success", so the logic still applies against your example.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The computers aren't locked down by admin passwords where you work?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have "Angry Red Faced Guy Surrounded by Fur - Beans".

Yeah, we need some translations on these.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's fake money though, it's not cash, it's just "estimated value". Something could go wrong, an earthquake could hit a factory, and hundreds of billions of dollars of that "fake money" evaporates instantly - just like the money never existed...

Because it doesn't exist.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Video games only worked on channel 3 or 4!

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Compared to a BBS that you connected your 286 to - it is. :)

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strongbad? Old? Homestar Runner is new. Long before Homestar existed there was the hamster dance, and I believe before dancing hamsters - war was beginning, and you could not have a base because all your base belong to us, your only choice was to send out every Zig. For great justice.

And before that? There was a dancing baby.

Strongbad isn't even the ancient magic, many of us were there before it was written.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your fellow liberals have called me a fascist, nazi, racist, and bigot and a murderer. According to my politicalcompas results, I am in fact, supposed to be a leftist.

I cannot stand with a political party that has decided to despise me. This makes me very hated on Imgur.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Illegal immigrants are criminals. ICE has every right to get them out of our country. I will not condemn the entire organization just because a few mistakes have happened.

I hold no love for the Aryan brotherhood and their goals of "genetic purity", so I do not like Nazis, and I assign no hate to any skin color or ethnicity.

I have recently been called a racist and a Nazi for my political beliefs however, and that irony is not lost on me.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Okay, but where else am I going to get a picture of Elmo staring directly into the camera while pointing a nicely rendered handgun just to the viewer's right?

I'm just curious what your recommendations would be if someone wanted that specific image and couldn't find it with a browser image search, bearing in mind that at most they could only justify paying $1 - since they're most likely not wealthy.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

You and I will not get along. Our politics are different, and you will most likely wish to see me executed.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

That's why I have been banned from private chat on the website - too many people complained about me disagreeing with their opinions. "Multiple complaints" according to the email I got.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I never mentioned anything about pedophilia or pedophiles. That was all on you.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I'll be honest, johnblood616, I'm REALLY not convinced that many of them are regularly personally involved in the daily violent crime statistics of Chicago, Philadelphia, Flint, Los Angeles, Seattle, Minneapolis, or most other major metropolises. You're definitely drifting off topic. We're talking about common street crime here, muggings, stabbings, petty theft, vehicle theft, etc...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You think most criminals give a fuck about political affiliations?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

This discussion is about criminal behavior around cops. You're forcing political assumptions into it it. That is counter-productive.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You seem like an extremely tolerant and accepting person. Totally!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2