This is my reminder to self that the Community live virtual table read event starts in an hour at 2pm PST on Youtube
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Fire as a firebreak from all the other blazing fire right now.
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Making my way downtown through 2020
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PS: Fuck you, I'm not your dog
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How each one of us walk off as Imposter after winning against a bunch of random people we have previously befriended and worked to protect.
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I never realized my ugliness till now
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Because everything is better with googly eyes
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The scale has been upgraded with infrared abilities. You are welcome.
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I accidentally pressed close all tabs on a phone...
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"Why did the baby elephant cross the road?"
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Almost five years to the day...
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MRW I am Googling ebooks and a link promises a book and instead takes me to a hardcore porn My Little Pony fanfic...
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I too have the kill instinct toward scales.
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Cosplay of my reaction finding out that the cast of Community is getting together to do a live reading of an episode this Monday
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I don't think dad's secret eggnog ingredient was crime this year
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I am the only one in the entire company working today.
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MRW a woman asks me to go down on her
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She did jail time for this by the way.
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Warp factor 9 Mr Frog.
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Nein?
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In case you thought that cats snuck up on birds...
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What.The.Fuck.
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My 11th favorite from clear back in 2011, I just realized I have been commenting here almost 8.5 years. This is my wayback throwback animals dump.
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"Getting within 5 points of being on the front page 100 times"
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Come with me. And you'll be in a world of pure imagination...
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And all the 80's kids suddenly counted how many years old they are.
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U... little... shit.
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I've got kombutcha in my wazoo now
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NO! Fuck off Jesus let go
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Just broke up after 8 years! I am so happy right now I could fucking fart cupcakes out of my ass.
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Atlantis in final Space Shuttle rollout for mission STS-135
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Oh look, now there are Dementors in the ocean too.
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I CHOOSE YOU OPISTHOTEUTHIS ADORABILIS
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Now let's go kick The Hound's ass again.
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If you say you can read it without singing it, you are a god dammed liar.
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And if you pronounce it wrong you owe him two quarters.
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Let's talk about simply joys, like shatting your pants at 22,000 feet.
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How to get banned on Imgur: Chapter 1
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Love and kisses, Nic Tesla
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This... this is why 3D printers were invented.
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May the snort be with you
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You forgot "little tiny dick shit".
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I ate all my GF's Twix bars and replaced them with Fig Newtons.
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What do we do when we run out of Christmas cookies finally?
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ʳᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃʳ
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Happy hump day you fuckers.
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Thanks Hell for showing me how to cook up a demon.
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Going to send my mother a letter in the mail to email me.
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Two of my coworkers are trying to figure out why the passengers on MH-370 wouldn't "just swim to shore after crashing".
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Haaaaayyyyyy boys
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"Said the sub"
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Everyone who isn't us is an enemy.
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Barb strikes again
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Rafiki if you don't shut the fuck up, your new nickname will be Scar.
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What goes on in my head when my friends ask why they have never met my other friends.
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Evil steak
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Hungry now.
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