When someone refers to the synthwave music I'm listening to as "Stranger Things music".
Recent footage of a plane arriving from Phoenix.
Fucking viral pandemic hits during pollen season and the CDC tells everyone not to touch their face. Me and my allergies be like
MRW it's cake day but I played myself and didn't get any cake.
Wait...
Friend of mine posted this on Facebook today.
Bought my first handgun today.
Player 3 has entered the game.
When everyone is posting what they're doing on New Year's Day.
When Imgur tells me I'm a zombie and I have to start infecting people, but I'm also stuck in an infinite time loop.
When I saw Lance Reddick on Horizon Zero Dawn.
Seven Aesop Rock songs that tell a story.
When you see someone miserably failing at trolling in a public chat, but you remember where you came from.
Fully realizing that "Don't Fear the Reaper" is about suicide.
Thought I'd post a decent quality picture of Candlejack.
Friend shared the new Beauty and the Beast trailer today. MRW.
The Official Handshake of White People.
Just found out the entire STALKER trilogy is 10 bucks on Steam till the 25th.
More like pallet jackwagon.
THHPII
Rob Wiethoff talks about his life pre- and post-Red Dead Redemption.
Gaki no Tsukai is a national treasure.
Thought I'd share a good mood song about frogs with you folks.
The rare honey badger in Far Cry 4 be like-
Whenever I see a K-Pop song title.
Roses are red, reality's a joke, here's 10 gifs of
Trying to get my 64 year old father to play modern video games is like-
When the speakers at my supermarket job keep repeating the same Country Christmas remix songs for eight hours straight.
MFW somebody told me they can't appreciate British comedy because it's "too deep".
When you grab two bottles of beer from the fridge and your parents ask if you have a friend over.
After years of missed opportunities, and pushing myself through high school courses at the age of 25, I finally got called to my first interview for a part-time job.
When a popular show parodies a business from your home state.
Heyo Germany...
Just had a healthy, productive debate with a Trump supporter.
For those occasions when you might have a little "baby gravy" left on your hand.
Nearly 12 Minutes of Phil Ken Sebben.
When my friend is telling me about his new car's specs, and I don't know anything about cars.
I got that reference. How ya like them apples?
When I see Steam started distributing movies at some point.
The Disintegration Loop
When I heard anything and everything is free game today.
Broke my computer, dad gave me his laptop as a replacement. Just found out it has a touchscreen, now I'm all-
Put MNDR's "Lock & Load" from GTA V as a backing track to Titanfall 2's cinematic trailer.
In mourning Garry Marshall's passing, there's one thing we all must remember.
Remember when the worst thing we had to worry about was computers fucking crashing?
Mental State: Cagey.
I always try to introduce people to this band. They've since stopped making albums, and are mostly on their own solo projects. They are "Stars of the Lid"
Come back to your gaming party from the restroom to hear two of your friends suddenly engaged in a tense flame-war.
Somebody's birthday is today.
Today on "Weird Shit I Found at Work"
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When I get odd looks from my loved ones after spending my first paycheck on video games and weed.
inb4
When you've been walking for four hours and realize you've still got twenty minutes till you get home.
When you make a perfect pun and nobody's around to hear it.
When you call it "cannabis".
The NBC version of The Walking Dead was apparently gonna be a crime procedural show.
I just wanna shitpost for the rest of my life.
Just finished Far Cry 4.
When you see that one obscure artist you've been listening to for years finally getting some widespread recognition.