EliteMash

1741 pts ยท May 17, 2016


If you tie something too tightly around a tree, it can strangle it as the tree grows and widens. Water only travels up the outermost part of the wood under the bark

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'd be amazed if you found Branston beans in the US but they're my go-to over Heinz any day of the week

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That was a good one

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fag is British slang for a cigarette

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sounds like something from Red Alert 2

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's also biting the cat by the scruff of its neck, which is supposed to stop them from doing anything

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That watch company will itself make watches cheaper than $2.2M

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Maybe saying "that's bearshit" could mean "that's obvious" since we already ask "does a bear shit in the woods?" when the answer is yes

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Union Jack at sea, Union Flag on land :)

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

THE game, a game where you try to not think of "the game" for as long as possible. If you think about it, you lose, hence the reminder of it

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A thing @dog_rates started on Twitter. Every dog is above 10/10 and those who did great things and have since died get 15/10

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Just "Ukraine", it was "the Ukraine" when it was a soviet territory :)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's like slapping a chicken all over again

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Bit of decency mate

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

No, that's a stance. Stents are sections of a poem.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Who is "miss hospitals"?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bitter almonds might get ya

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tbf it does say it's for the EU on the right hand side

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Surely it's "EXTERMINATE"

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And Sir Tim Berners-Lee, an Englishman, created the World Wide Web at CERN in Switzerland. The internet was originally for military comms.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

As Jon Richardson said, a shit so foul it has its own name.

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Where in the world did you find green chickens?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mince and ground beef are basically the same. Mincemeat, confusingly, is a mixture of raisins, currants, spices, sugar, and zest.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Logitech Flow! Never had the chance or need to use it myself, but it looks cool

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Logitech Flow is an example

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I thought it was done digitally at first

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"For fuck's sake"

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Might be a sata to ide converter if those exist

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Freya Allan and Henry Cavill

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0