EclipsePhase

2558 pts ยท November 19, 2011


That's what I don't understand. It's incredible inside but so fucking obnoxious on the outside. Why?? Hideous.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#45 I want to reply with characters I know fit this, but it's all spoilers so that sucks.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unlike Ace of Base who can just fuck all the way off

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Such a beautiful fluffy idiot!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking about getting two. I feel like it's so good for them to have companionship. Sorry about your boy.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks man. We are giving ourselves around 18 months before getting a new cat. Seems like reasonable time to grieve but also I miss having a little fluffy idiot to love.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People like the smiley face and have convinced themselves that it's a better sponge. It is in fact much, much worse than a regular sponge. On the other hand it's also more expensive

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Mine died last year. It still hurts a lot almost every day. She'd greet me like in this video, even if I hadn't been gone for long. Now when I open the door the silence kills me.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That's not an excuse for treating it like a house pet. Proper sanctuary care would replicate it's wild conditions as closely as possible.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If your friend offered to make you a sandwich for lunch and gave you a s'more, you wouldn't be pleased.
There are rules. Lasagna is not a sandwich.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell I've trained my neighbours cat. He used to come into the houses on the street in the summer. Now he doesn't come into mine. Cats aren't dumb, they can be trained.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol that's crazy. It's literally a copy and paste of the dictionary definition.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

An ice cream sandwich isn't a real sandwich dude. That's ridiculous. But no, as it happens I also hate those. I'll eat ice cream in a cone or in a bowl etc but an ice cream sandwich is a nightmare of mess and too cold on teeth. I don't even know what a cookie sandwich is but it doesn't sound real at all. A sandwich is "an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with a filling between them, eaten as a light meal."

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No you misread. I do eat some, but I hate them. Some I can choke down but most are straight revolting. I hate them all.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I hate them. I'm not that keen on bread at all but, I will only eat it seeded or sourdough, and it must be warm and freshly made, so that instantly limits it. I don't like butter or mayonnaise. I do eat some sandwiches but most of them are revolting to me.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I appreciate it but I can't afford to support it. Fuck me sideways handmade quality work like this is *expensive*. Rightly so, due to the skill and time, but yeah, I don't blame anyone for not being about to support it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally any of the rabbits in Watership Down. It's been 35 years but it's still too fucking soon

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#9 I have Foxit and everyone in my office thinks I'm a magician. It's piss easy.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I did that with the Sword of Truth. Re-read as an adult and I've never been more embarrassed about anything in my life. Wallflowers is way less insufferable, so at least there's that for you.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, Vanessa Mae or Lindsey Stirling, Dizzy Gillespie or Louis Armstrong. They all sound shrill and painful to me. I'm not keen on flutes either.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, that sounds like a really thorough method.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah my core was great in my teens and twenties. But three abdominal surgeries later and it's pretty weak. Even when I train it back up, it's still nothing like it was. I suspect some muscles literally aren't connected the way they should be.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who is turning 41 in a few weeks... ah fuck

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#46 I'm always in awe of people who can do pushups. I can't even do one. I trained for a year and a half to try but still couldn't manage. I can do them on my knees and on a slope (like a bench) but I've never managed to do one on the floor. No idea why.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The.mouth/tongue is fucked up as well

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