66252 pts · July 1, 2015
What are you doing step T. rex?
I’d eat my own ass if I could
She should be grateful she didn’t ask for bangs.
So many pro-lifers that want to save the children. Yet here we are with so many kids in orphanages.
That’s sone real A-News to me.
My wife’s reaction to me
Let’s be honest. Everyone is just scrolling to see if there’s one with Hulk and his monster dong.
This may be an unpopular opinion, but there was this one guy:
Awesome. Let’s have him try salt next.
So how was this better than a Sony Walkman?
John Candy?
The man had sex with a woman who turned into broccoli. That’s a lot weirder than finding out she used to be a man. I think he’d be ok with
This is how they make maple syrup
Seems like he’d play fast with the rule of law. He’d make a great lawyer for Trump.
It’s almost like there’s profile for serial killers…. I just can’t put my finger on it tho.
Jesus died for our sins, so that you didn’t have to. Except for you Juan, we’re gonna electrocute your ass.
I would’ve eaten, despite me thinking it was something completely different.
I’m sure it will grab them by their……. hearts.
I get why Elon should have to register as a foreign agent. But Trump never did, and he did a hell of a lot more for Putin and Russia.
I imagine this is what using a bidet feels like.
This is the lamest bondage porn I’ve ever seen.
She’s not wong
The problem is they did the safety/danger tests in Asia.
Do you want bird flu? Because this is how you get bird flu.
I once asked my grandpa why God didn’t make dogs to live as long as we do. He said it’s so they wouldn’t have to miss us when we die.
If I wasn’t sure the dude had a massive pair on him before, I’m pretty sure if it now.
Two girls, one hawk
I’m amazed how evangelicals can worship this man, when in my opinion the man has broken every commandment in the Bible.
What are you doing step T. rex?
I’d eat my own ass if I could
She should be grateful she didn’t ask for bangs.
So many pro-lifers that want to save the children. Yet here we are with so many kids in orphanages.
That’s sone real A-News to me.
My wife’s reaction to me
Let’s be honest. Everyone is just scrolling to see if there’s one with Hulk and his monster dong.
This may be an unpopular opinion, but there was this one guy:
Awesome. Let’s have him try salt next.
So how was this better than a Sony Walkman?
The man had sex with a woman who turned into broccoli. That’s a lot weirder than finding out she used to be a man. I think he’d be ok with
This is how they make maple syrup
Seems like he’d play fast with the rule of law. He’d make a great lawyer for Trump.
It’s almost like there’s profile for serial killers…. I just can’t put my finger on it tho.
Jesus died for our sins, so that you didn’t have to. Except for you Juan, we’re gonna electrocute your ass.
I would’ve eaten, despite me thinking it was something completely different.
I’m sure it will grab them by their……. hearts.
I get why Elon should have to register as a foreign agent. But Trump never did, and he did a hell of a lot more for Putin and Russia.
I imagine this is what using a bidet feels like.
This is the lamest bondage porn I’ve ever seen.
She’s not wong
The problem is they did the safety/danger tests in Asia.
Do you want bird flu? Because this is how you get bird flu.
I once asked my grandpa why God didn’t make dogs to live as long as we do. He said it’s so they wouldn’t have to miss us when we die.
If I wasn’t sure the dude had a massive pair on him before, I’m pretty sure if it now.
Two girls, one hawk
I’m amazed how evangelicals can worship this man, when in my opinion the man has broken every commandment in the Bible.