Dvicemuse

69833 pts · September 6, 2013


I think my favorites can probably say more about me than this bio can but here goes. I'm a Northern California software programmer by day and billiards player/3D artist/music lover/excessive drinker by night. I love posts about space, food, Oxford commas, and pretty much anything that can make me laugh. I've rarely ever logged into the desktop version of this site and mobile is yet to have messaging, so... sorry if I never see a pm.

How else would you toe the line of safety

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Clearly they’re tears of my lib friends who take shit too seriously

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What in the college art project is going on here

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It looks fairly well made. Look at the hidden hinge system on the left side. I think it can support the weight. Still open slowly though

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That man is my hero

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does covid = 19?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, but without any visible distortion, this is likely a phone or a cheap digital. Those usually have 35-50mm which my guess was based on

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean the girl is also pretty small. If that fence is 6 ft and she’s 8 ft in front of it, I’d guess she’s around 5 ft. Still big leaf tho

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Also, Colbert report isn’t on a 24/7 news channel. It’s on fucking Comedy Central. Not the place yo go for news

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Your username is a testament to usersub ?

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Mines sex. Never been able to beat my best time tho

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Imagine what would happen to the people who attacked the capital on Jan 6th if it happened in Moscow

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a 100 year old sapphire ring and also happens to be her birth stone. I had custom earrings and necklace made to match it that are lab

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My great grandmothers sapphire ring for the wedding and I guess the handcuffs on the wedding night was another type of ring

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Hahahaha. I wouldn’t have got this until my father in law took me on the rubicon trail

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Don’t let people tell you it’s impossible. When I found that relationship, I put a ring on it.

4 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 3

Yeah. That comment was made before I learned that wrong spelling. It wasn’t a mistake spelling out that way. I just didn’t know better

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True. I was in drag on my way to rocky with my now wife when I met her parents for the first time ?

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

If he truly loves and supports you he’s probably fine with that. I’d dress in drag and take my kid to rocky horror

4 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

This was 15 years ago. I believe it has to be “food” now but I seriously doubt it would be edible or taste good.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

None of it is remotely edible.. it’s just a sculpture

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I actually did photography way back for grocery a major grocery chain. The “food” is made by artists out of styrofoam and other stuff

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All cities I’ve lived in I did not need a car. That being said I haven’t lived everywhere

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crisp rat

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As long as you live in a city they aren’t. But in rural areas transportation is needed and cars are cheaper than horses

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is some next level pedantry

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So all this hate is because I thought it had an extra letter? But nobody said anything. People are jerks. Thanks for clarifying

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yet another excellent example ?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do people not pronounce theighs the same way I do? Like I say it like ? with a th in front of it. And I say lives with a very subtle “v”

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Slant rhymes matter. Are you rhyme shaming ?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1