DustySquirrel

179 pts ยท May 19, 2015


I wish I was flexible enough to do this. Flexibility is like a fountain of youth for old folks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Paint me like one of your French kitties...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ditch your AOL dial-up.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

* shudder *

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now you can copy a billboard.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the image in my mind may have been worse than that pun.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

on imgur I shall binge

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I like my coffee like my women... without penises.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'You know what they're made of... 'lips and assholes!'

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'They have Illinois plates, Mom.' 'lf they're from Chicago, we'll be eating good. 'Lobster tails! 'A shitload of raw hot dogs.'

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Payback is a bitch.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Good for you and congrats! :-)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you eat one now with braces, you could enjoy it for the next year.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ouch... thanks... corrected.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

* exhales * Fuckin' nailed it... HAHAHAHA

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think someone FW: FW: fw: re: FW: this to me once.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I pucker just pondering this... *shakes off hands *

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Failed at something they start to teach you in grade school... run through the finish. How's that ego now?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Never forget, unless it's somewhere besides the UK or US...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Fuck yeah - cabbage!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's actually just high AF.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing has missed her mouth.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Downvote for justice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a courtesy to crouch down to speak to folks wheelchair bound so you can see eye to eye. I'm 6'6" - makes me feel better too.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This is horrific.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's gonna be a lot of upset sibling couples...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

TIL top is a verb.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Still talking about/to sky wizards...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8