179 pts ยท May 19, 2015
I wish I was flexible enough to do this. Flexibility is like a fountain of youth for old folks.
Paint me like one of your French kitties...
Ditch your AOL dial-up.
* shudder *
Now you can copy a billboard.
I think the image in my mind may have been worse than that pun.
on imgur I shall binge
I like my coffee like my women... without penises.
Thank you.
'You know what they're made of... 'lips and assholes!'
'They have Illinois plates, Mom.' 'lf they're from Chicago, we'll be eating good. 'Lobster tails! 'A shitload of raw hot dogs.'
Payback is a bitch.
Good for you and congrats! :-)
If you eat one now with braces, you could enjoy it for the next year.
Ouch... thanks... corrected.
* exhales * Fuckin' nailed it... HAHAHAHA
I think someone FW: FW: fw: re: FW: this to me once.
I pucker just pondering this... *shakes off hands *
Failed at something they start to teach you in grade school... run through the finish. How's that ego now?
Never forget, unless it's somewhere besides the UK or US...
Fuck yeah - cabbage!
He's actually just high AF.
Nothing has missed her mouth.
Downvote for justice.
It's a courtesy to crouch down to speak to folks wheelchair bound so you can see eye to eye. I'm 6'6" - makes me feel better too.
This is horrific.
There's gonna be a lot of upset sibling couples...
TIL top is a verb.
Still talking about/to sky wizards...
I wish I was flexible enough to do this. Flexibility is like a fountain of youth for old folks.
Paint me like one of your French kitties...
Ditch your AOL dial-up.
* shudder *
Now you can copy a billboard.
I think the image in my mind may have been worse than that pun.
on imgur I shall binge
I like my coffee like my women... without penises.
Thank you.
'You know what they're made of... 'lips and assholes!'
'They have Illinois plates, Mom.' 'lf they're from Chicago, we'll be eating good. 'Lobster tails! 'A shitload of raw hot dogs.'
Payback is a bitch.
Good for you and congrats! :-)
If you eat one now with braces, you could enjoy it for the next year.
Ouch... thanks... corrected.
* exhales * Fuckin' nailed it... HAHAHAHA
I think someone FW: FW: fw: re: FW: this to me once.
I pucker just pondering this... *shakes off hands *
Failed at something they start to teach you in grade school... run through the finish. How's that ego now?
Never forget, unless it's somewhere besides the UK or US...
Fuck yeah - cabbage!
He's actually just high AF.
Nothing has missed her mouth.
Downvote for justice.
It's a courtesy to crouch down to speak to folks wheelchair bound so you can see eye to eye. I'm 6'6" - makes me feel better too.
This is horrific.
There's gonna be a lot of upset sibling couples...
TIL top is a verb.
Still talking about/to sky wizards...