DulothX

29497 pts ยท April 19, 2019


Writer, reader, grandfather, gamer. Just another lunatic out there browsing newest first and sometimes making stupid comments in between tech support calls. https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/60129/eyeball-titanslayer

Thankfully, most fantasy settings have that covered. Whether its a girdle, a spell, or a potion.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Used to sell Appliances.

1 - KISS. Keep it simple. The more parts, the more shit that can go wrong. Most of the time the cheapest one with the capacity you need is good. If you've got a king-sized bed and want to wash your comforters, get over 4 cubic foot. If not, anything is fine.
2 - Top-loaders. Front-loaders legit wash faster, better, use less water, and die three times as often or more.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Assuming they can get a conviction. No guarantee, there.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow, lucky. I have, quite often. I can recall instances in two of my favorite games; Starsector and Baldur's Gate 3; losing hours of progress to such a bug.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Innocent?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The only good one of these I've seen was stream-driven, always running unless there was a drought or you removed the gear from the wheel.

Honestly, his technique is terrible. When you get a piece that big, the first thing you do is break it into smaller, easier-to-move pieces; until you get to the size you can comfortably move. None of this shaving a bit off at a time nonsense.

Cut, roll, cut; now its in half. Do each half one by one.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Slaanesh approved.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been told I look like a viking and sound like an angel. Its not so bad.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've got a shotgun over my door and need no prescriptions. I believe you should have to carry insurance to own or carry a gun, and medication should be free. That insurance pays out if you hurt or kill someone, and the rate goes up dramatically if so; forcing cops out or onto desk jobs if they kill people.

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

When did Johnson change his name to Nixon?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I dunno, man. He did cause 9/11. That's probably gonna be a no vote from the american group.

1 year ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

Should we have a cajun eating a slice of pizza with an italian eating some crawfish?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Says a man born at the tail end of a republic which lasted a ridiculously long time. He should've expected the Empire to last just as long, -then- eventually be overthrown by rebels. The Sith couldn't even keep it together for 20 years, the Jedi did for centuries.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And when you do, its an entirely different browser which has been renamed and the icon changed.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Somebody call the red prince, I think we need some help in Argentina.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The largest one ever seen was supposedly -just- shy of a foot long. But yeah, you're not gonna see one of those, and if you did, it'd be a world record holder.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A great way to frustrate normal people and anger people who have actually picked locks. Who came up with this design in the first place? I'm not certain if they ever even watched someone pick a lock, or just be a normal person.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Camel Spider AKA Wind Scorpion. Large non-venomous bug. Bites hurt, but can't kill you unless you're a bug or a bird. The absolute biggest ones can be upwards of a foot long, but even they can't kill an adult human.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite: "Choose all images containing X" with no images containing X. 6 highway pictures, one overpass, zero bridges. Choose all bridges. 3 motorcycles. Choose all bicycyles. Fuckers.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once watched a video where a girl was doing this with balconies and didn't make each of her planned landings. Don't go to 4chan, kiddos.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put a layer of plastic over the glass and you can render that minimal, if any.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The warp has corrupting influence because of all the other people; if you killed all of the crazy ones, it would be a peaceful, calm, ocean. Its definitely the Force, just.... more intense. A Blank would be like a Ysalimiri, and create a force-dead area around itself.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Just leave the whole bird.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#3 To be clear, murdering all the aliens is a solution Shepard also endorses if they are not friendly and/or fuckable.

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

#1 You know /a/XQA1uJo would get along in Warhammer like a house on fire. Not sure who would like him more, Khorne, Tzeentch, or Slaanesh.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Good god, look at those ears. AI FTL.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*shoves two giant wire ends into a wire nut the size of a man's head, twists for a while* That'll do.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Since Undead don't breathe, wouldn't that just be taking whatever damage the holy water would do, and spreading it around, reducing it heavily? I'd probably give it bonus impact against demons that breathe, though.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is actually one Georgetta! (The rest are like.. Isabella, more normal names)

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0