My home town.
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Can't sleep. Here's some green onions I replanted in an egg carton.
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Doctor tells me I need to stop drinking coffee on account of my frequent kidney stones.
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Shooting Masks onto People's Faces
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MRW I stub my toe on the leg of the couch.
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Got my Secret Santa
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When you need some stress relief at work and the only place you can take a break is in the smokers area.
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MRW when my friend from high school asks why I haven't rsvp'd to his wedding yet and I suddenly remember that not only is his wedding next week, but I'm also in the wedding party and I completely forgot...
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The continuation of Mythbusters has a dog so I like it now.
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My dog, Cerberus, in our yard after being cooped up in an apartment for a year.
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MRW I've been downvoting for so long, I've lost track of time.
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Sudden freedom
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Now that's a happy Petrol Head
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Dressing the part
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MRW a coworker makes terrible pun and then claims I'm too dumb to 'get it' when I don't laugh.
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Why do cats like to watch us poop?
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I don't know what I expected
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Well, circle the wagons and call me a homesteader, cause the doctor just told me I have dysentery!
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Keep watching
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What happens when a thunderstorm hits the world's largest airport (ATL)
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How pontoon bridges are made.
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I just wanted to take a family photo
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MRW my friend tells the same "funny" story all the time and I've had to listen to every. single. telling.
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I thought the moss in my backyard looked like a tiny forest and then suddenly!
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The internet has taught me that this was no accident.
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Can't sleep. Artemis grooms me every time I shower before bed.
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Mrw I feel awful for everything going wrong on the date I planned and then she asks me to go on another.
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A botched landing stranded Jebidiah on the Mün. I couldn't help but recall 'The Greatest Speech Never Given"
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When your tank goes down in a blaze of glory.
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Should I be worried?
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This is my nightmare fuel
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Every time I see this, I wonder why anyone would want hot, old beer.
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Little Free Library
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MFW my favorite movie comes to Netflix and I force my best friend to watch, but they don't get it.
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I can't stop dropping my balls.
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WE ARE THE KNIGHTS OF THE USER SUBMITTED
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Got shit from friends for skipping partying to carve pumpkins with my girlfriend.
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My step brother's getting married and my step father is really nervous.
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Sea Stallion CH-53E Helicopter overshoots during refueling from a KC-135 Stratotanker, overcorrects.
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I work for a government contractor (software development). 95% percent of our clients exclusively use IE. I recently got permission to work at home and I had to do something I'd never thought I'd do....
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Bomb disposal robot attempts to navigate a flight of stairs, suspicious package in tow, during a training exercise.
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IT at its finest.
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This fish washed up on shore today
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Ahh to Aww
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A piece of history all too relevant today.
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Pac-Man Cosplay
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I favorite this patch of moss
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USB hack revenge
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We made a pact to not date within the friend group, but then I got this.
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NOPE
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Flea Market Find
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My campus turned into Narnia this week.
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I way over thought this.
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Thanks to you.
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