Downunderdude

864 pts ยท January 22, 2018


Listen. The ONLY time its has an apostrophe is when it's short for 'it is'. Got it?

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

obligatory lsiw

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you won't let him be your president, please can we have him for our prime minmister?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kid: the fucking timber better arrive soon or we're fucked.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Strong girl. Lake?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eye fourgoat (I forgot)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A tiny mouse switches off the light when you close the fridge door.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Class

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the reason they don't jiggle is because they're fake. Another pair of breasts ruined.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A because it's fucking close to water

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Q why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is it antisemitic? Isn't it just fact?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

doesn't she have a name?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what's that you say Skip? Jimmy's fallen down the fucking mineshaft? Again? Fuck him, the cunt.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aussie here. I am embarrassed on your behalf.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't it about time America started putting people before profit? Decency before dollars? Morals before money?

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Bet you five bucks you can't do that again

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even dictators sometimes can't get a taxi.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mandatory 'why women live longer than men'

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But when I want to cuddle the tiger, BAM no head

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty, but with fake boobs. Not my thing.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ironic pavlovian response

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was also denied a visa to enter Australia in July 2025

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, sorry. As usual, you're wrong.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What? A republican with principles? I thought those became extinct when John McCain died.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

would have been much funnier if the sign said to wish her a happy birthday.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same here. Consolation was a spectacular bruise on my upper arm.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can this be happening? Come on, America, DO SOMETHING!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Due process? Presumption of innocence? International law? What are these strange things of which you speak?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0