864 pts ยท January 22, 2018
Listen. The ONLY time its has an apostrophe is when it's short for 'it is'. Got it?
obligatory lsiw
If you won't let him be your president, please can we have him for our prime minmister?
Kid: the fucking timber better arrive soon or we're fucked.
Strong girl. Lake?
Eye fourgoat (I forgot)
A tiny mouse switches off the light when you close the fridge door.
Class
the reason they don't jiggle is because they're fake. Another pair of breasts ruined.
A because it's fucking close to water
Q why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
How is it antisemitic? Isn't it just fact?
doesn't she have a name?
what's that you say Skip? Jimmy's fallen down the fucking mineshaft? Again? Fuck him, the cunt.
Aussie here. I am embarrassed on your behalf.
Isn't it about time America started putting people before profit? Decency before dollars? Morals before money?
Bet you five bucks you can't do that again
Even dictators sometimes can't get a taxi.
Mandatory 'why women live longer than men'
But when I want to cuddle the tiger, BAM no head
Pretty, but with fake boobs. Not my thing.
Ironic pavlovian response
He was also denied a visa to enter Australia in July 2025
Nope, sorry. As usual, you're wrong.
If you haven't heard of Sina drums, I urge you to check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycCunlZN8Uk
What? A republican with principles? I thought those became extinct when John McCain died.
would have been much funnier if the sign said to wish her a happy birthday.
Same here. Consolation was a spectacular bruise on my upper arm.
How can this be happening? Come on, America, DO SOMETHING!
Due process? Presumption of innocence? International law? What are these strange things of which you speak?
Listen. The ONLY time its has an apostrophe is when it's short for 'it is'. Got it?
obligatory lsiw
If you won't let him be your president, please can we have him for our prime minmister?
Kid: the fucking timber better arrive soon or we're fucked.
Strong girl. Lake?
Eye fourgoat (I forgot)
A tiny mouse switches off the light when you close the fridge door.
Class
the reason they don't jiggle is because they're fake. Another pair of breasts ruined.
A because it's fucking close to water
Q why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
How is it antisemitic? Isn't it just fact?
doesn't she have a name?
what's that you say Skip? Jimmy's fallen down the fucking mineshaft? Again? Fuck him, the cunt.
Aussie here. I am embarrassed on your behalf.
Isn't it about time America started putting people before profit? Decency before dollars? Morals before money?
Bet you five bucks you can't do that again
Even dictators sometimes can't get a taxi.
Mandatory 'why women live longer than men'
But when I want to cuddle the tiger, BAM no head
Pretty, but with fake boobs. Not my thing.
Ironic pavlovian response
He was also denied a visa to enter Australia in July 2025
Nope, sorry. As usual, you're wrong.
If you haven't heard of Sina drums, I urge you to check this out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycCunlZN8Uk
What? A republican with principles? I thought those became extinct when John McCain died.
would have been much funnier if the sign said to wish her a happy birthday.
Same here. Consolation was a spectacular bruise on my upper arm.
How can this be happening? Come on, America, DO SOMETHING!
Due process? Presumption of innocence? International law? What are these strange things of which you speak?