Hands of gold
11
6
442
PreFamily Bar time. It helps...
7
3
7
I guess it's better than being in a colon
11
9
77
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family
15
2
15
I need a party that I can eat like groceries
156
21
11
Doctor Doot
21
8
539
laaaaadies
32
9
34
No Pressure
3
3
7
Never forget
1859
98
66824
Vote for meeeee
18
11
471
I miss this show
11
7
0
My thoughts while watching Stranger Things
13
1
1112
Shameful really...
3320
253
78825
Waste of a perfectly good baby
287
23
5
Nice buns
1
2
3
If it wasn't for small victories, I'd have no victories at all
17
1
0
Feel the Bern
-7
8
0
It's my cakeday! Looking for some new buddies
-1
22
38
MFW I finally surpass 4000 upvotes
16
12
188
Walken around with my Easter basket
46
3
608
I choked harder than our crumbling education system
2574
213
46163
You betta wok bitch
-6
7
402
The Return of Captain Hair
5
0
1
That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works
50
12
560
Am I doing this right?
39
6
58
Forgive them Pop Pop, they know not what they do
6
5
0
Your Mom finally cleaned her room
18
20
1
"Excuse me Ma'am..."
2
4
48
My new favorite pick up line
11
13
113
You're just mad because your coffee is cold before it gets down your throat
35
11
442
Small Dump. Don't forget to wipe.
9
3
1
Sassy Alfred is best Alfred
57
10
751
Gonna slowpoke until she squirtle
25
1
518
I blame the parents
38
18
5
Continual tomfuckery
42
15
734
Laundromat woes
5
3
54
MFW someone asks for a cake shaped like a women using the toilet
4
1
59
Sometimes it's hard to be brave
1001
108
28445
Toilet buoy
27
4
5
The real reason you can't ride your bike in the house
-7
4
341
My progress so far
24
20
4
He always looks mid-peg
6
5
2
I don't want anybody else
21
5
41